Poem: FSM vs. IPU

You asked for a video about the etheral contest? You got it!

Note my debt here to the poem One Fine Day, a folklore poem discussed on this page: http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm . I use some of the rhymes, but more importantly this is where the idea of using self-contradictory phrases comes from (ie a mute atheist saying or someone hearing silent galloping).

I came across "One Fine Day" in a bathroom stall in the basement of the Physics building at the University of Minnesota, 1990.

Maybe I shouldn't reveal my sources...

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• atheism
• fsm
• ipu
• agnosticism
• flying
• spaghetti
• monster
• inivsible
• pink
• unicorn
• dogmaticism
• poetry
• comedy

[Dentarthurdent54]

I am confused.... He's joking about the source, right? FSMism was started in 2005. How could there be a poem in 1990? Unless...

RAmen!

[DreamAddict]

To clarify, I used parts of the original poem in creating this one, so my version has perhaps 25% unoriginal material. Also, I am indebted to the original for the self contradictory basis of the poem, the deaf atheist hearing, the mute atheist saying, etc.

[bobisonthecob]

i always pronounced it dee it tees, but he pronounced day it tees, who is right?

[DreamAddict]

I majored in fake poetry accents in college, so I know that my pronounciation is correct.

[automaticAEV]

"It would take years to explain everything I know about Christianity."

not immpressed. It would take 9 lifetimes for me to explain to you what i know about FSM just by being touched by his noodley appendage. That my freind is a true miracle

[CommonOddity]

Awesomeness. May her glorious pinkness bless you.

[PirateTravisJohnson1]

Please dress as a pirate next time.

[houghkc]

Not a chance, this is a religious war... It will go on for centuries. Which is a shame because us pastafarians are really peace loving people.

RAmen

[anamonoke]

Just a wild thought here but would it ever be probable for the flying spaghetti monster and the invisible pink unicorn put their differences aside and become a couple?

[DrewWantsU]

RAmen!

[BlackSoulOfHeaven]

this is amazing

[samuelrj]

carbo deim

[BOOKgod22]

ramen

[DINDRAGON]

Is she a lesbian?

[Jennytheshipper]

Dude, you actually film this in the bathroom stall? Cause it kinda looks like you did...

[GegoXaren]

her horneiness will win, but what about Ceiling Cat?

has it any right to help any side of this?