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Published on Jan 18, 2013

Lasers, you know? It's like every time you turn around, they're beaming your priceless cultural artifacts to the moon. Then as soon as you get them to stop, they're taking naked pictures of you and showing everyone at the TSA. What's next? Lasers that kick the girl next to you in class and then disappear, so you get blamed for it? Lasers that steal your keys, and beam them to space? And here we thought lasers were just good for being the best gun in Goldeneye for Nintendo 64. Ugh.

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  • FreeFromWar

    FreeFromWar 5 months ago

    This guy looks directly into your soul

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    anundeadKYLE11 5 months ago

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  • iFuff

    iFuff 4 months ago

    but he is still hot :D

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    in reply to FreeFromWar (Show the comment)
  • CraftyVidProductions

    CraftyVidProductions 4 months ago

    The FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and is a US system that controls and puts requirements on all communications in the US. :P That is why its not the rest of the world.

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    Raza Qadri 4 months ago

    OHH Robin Van Persie

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    Vnny Vinn 4 months ago

    50 states? what about the rest of the world.

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    Ryan Curle 5 months ago

    Stay classy.

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  • Jackie Lubeck

    Jackie Lubeck 5 months ago

    OFF THE SUBJECT - so now we can say FREAKIN' but still cannot say FUCKING. Can someone explain the difference? And this is all over the place, not only the Verge but also the Big Bang Theory.

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    JKJonesInCode 5 months ago

    Whoever edits needs a stern talking to for cutting him off at the end.

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  • Iván Astigarraga

    Iván Astigarraga 5 months ago

    the verge should make a contest in wich of the hosts are the most gay

    this guy sure win

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  • anundeadKYLE11

    anundeadKYLE11 5 months ago

    damn right

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