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Published on Jan 18, 2013
Lasers, you know? It's like every time you turn around, they're beaming your priceless cultural artifacts to the moon. Then as soon as you get them to stop, they're taking naked pictures of you and showing everyone at the TSA. What's next? Lasers that kick the girl next to you in class and then disappear, so you get blamed for it? Lasers that steal your keys, and beam them to space? And here we thought lasers were just good for being the best gun in Goldeneye for Nintendo 64. Ugh.
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iFuff 4 months ago
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The FCC is the Federal Communications Commission and is a US system that controls and puts requirements on all communications in the US. :P That is why its not the rest of the world.
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