The Right Way to Row

The sequel to "Bohemian Rowing" from 2007

Each morning we dock and I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the water and cry
Coach, what you're doing to me...
I've spent all these months trying to please you
But I just can't fix my technique, Coach!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me the right way to row?

I row hard every day of my life
I row till I break my bones
At the end (of the slide) I hang all my body weight
OH all on my own
I lever my back and accelerate
Till the tears run down from my eyes, Coach!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me the right way to row?

(She rows hard) Everyday
I try and I try and I try
But every time she's gotta put me down
They say I'm going crazy
There's no one else but myself to blame
I'm slow on my catch and then I bunch up my seat

Got to feel the stroke seat's rhythm
I'll move my hands with my seat
(or you will keep losing and losing)
I'm okay, I'm alright
Russian drill AIN'T my defeat
I just gotta get out of these drills from hell
Someday I'll row correctly, Coach!

I need the right way to row...

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• bohemian
• rowing
• the
• right
• way
• to
• row
• texas

[maxybbb]

women rowing.... assisted boat drifting.....

[froggener]

2:28 LOL!! One day I'd like to try rowing drunk. The problem is if my stroke actually improved, I'd have to keep drinking. And maybe have to start rowing with a flask. Could get messy.

[mariamelsakka1]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh



[jkjerome1]

Great work ladies! This gave me a much-needed laugh while trawling through the oh-so-serious(boring) dearth of rowing tutorials out there. Thank you soi much. Ignore the haters out there - this is what it's really all about.

[CrazyCellist92]

@maxybbb

....glorified pooh sticks.

[dergrossedonjuan]

Hook 'em ladies!

[hellerase]

nice girls !

[AxelPRC]

typical girl rowers changing words of songs to suit rowing. Stupid

[sophums82]

I've tried it- went straight to training after a night out.. felt no pain, best outing ever!!