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Uploaded by on Nov 3, 2011

Public service announcment for our civics class about headshots in the NHL to the tune of 99 problems by Jay-Z. Let me know what you guys think.

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If you havin' head problems I feel bad for u son, I got like 99 penalties and trippin aint one.

Yo, I go hard skating like im the best on the team
Taking snips, cellying, man im living the dream
Then a player hits me and I fell to the ground,
My head starts buzzing and I really cant think right now,
what's happening to me maaan, this is an atrocity,
And the velocity in my head is being a monstrosity
And all the fans in crowd are standing on their seats,
Trying to get a little glimpse of this huge ferocity
Now I'm hurt and I cant even play the best I did,
Whenever I was on the ice, I did it big
So now I resorted to a new plan, a new helmet,
A new fight, a new life, a new game, a new plain,
Maaan this is so insane,[
These helmets arnt working, and who is to blame?
Its not the helmets, cmon I aint dumb
He got 99 penalties and trippin aint one
HIT ME!


{Chorus}
M: 99 penalties and trippin aint one
D: If u havin head problems I feel bad for u son
M+D: he got 99 Penalties and trippin aint one.


The years 2011 and my swag is raw
And in the corner of my eye is that little guy small
I got two choices let that kid go or
Turn around and put him right through the boards
Now im not getting paid to win this race
Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I did it and the ref arose
I heard {Ref M} "Son do u know why im penalizing for?"
Well maybe cuz he had his head down real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir I uno?
Am I getting suspended or should I play some more
{Ref } Well u got him in the head
who?
{Ref} number 34.
"Excuse me sir u got him right in the jaw"
"Are you the type to do that I know a lot of you are"
I aint answering that you know im legit
"Well do you mind if I ask about the suspension a lil bit?"
Well its not my fault he needs to learn how to take a hit,
And I know my rights it was completely legit.
"you've been Suspended 5 times after that, are u a goon or something? Or somebody important or something?"
Nah well I don't score goals but I know a little bit, enough to know that was a perfectly legal hit.
We'll see how smart u are when the suspensions done,
I got 99 penalties but trippin aint one.
HIT ME!

{Chorus} x2
M: 99 penalties but trippin aint one
D: If u having head problems I feel bad for u son
M+D: I got 99 penalties and tripping aint one.

HIT ME!

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  • Did you guys get a A FOR THIS?

  • @killersongs12 90% baby

  • Toews hit was legal Schloss. Body on body.

  • @bazinga167 intent to injure?

  • Great job guys!

    Very creative !

  • @drizzyforever thanks!

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  • pretty sick

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