You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste... Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you - Officer Starling...? That accent you're trying so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of the lamp...? And oh, how quickly the boys found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere. Getting all the way - to the F...B...I.
you messed up...
twilightaddiction123 8 months ago
sounds like you're just reciting it, not at all convincing.
kujofox 1 year ago
haha... nice
TheUndertakerSaysRIP 1 year ago
Your eyes terrify me... not that they're weird or anything, but just the way you look at the camera while you're saying this totally creeps me out. Means you're doing a good job, keep it up! :)
Shammon5 1 year ago
wrong, its "could only dream of " not "hope". maybe next time. good attempt. i thought i was the only one who had memorised that part.
danydevil123 1 year ago
Great Job homie LOL Hilarious
MaestroLestat 2 years ago
Yeah I'd have to say you did a good job of remembering the lines, but you dont come close in the actual impersonation, along with your faggot dial (as the person below me stated) being turned up way too high to make looking at you doing this possible without thinking "Oh my God, you cannot be serious"
DisturbedOne66 2 years ago
look the part, unfortunately the faggot dial's turned up to 10.
3h8b8f1s 3 years ago
He's cute!
RealtorLiz 3 years ago
put the lotion in the basket ^^
akblader 3 years ago