Budweiser American Ale Review

Bryan and Chris crack open a couple Budweiser American Ale's and give you their take! Does this new beer from Bud hold up? Watch the video and find out! (repost due to quality issues)

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• Beer
• Beer Review
• Beer is Tasty
• Budweiser
• American Ale
• Bryan and Chris
• Jupiter Broadcasting

[keepcalmycarryon]

Ale?? What is this, a medieval infirmary? Have you never heard of sauvignon? Do you even possess the requisite mental faculty to make sense of these curious figures flickering on thine computer monitor? I shudder at the impropriety.

I'll think of you, albeit briefly, the next time I pass a starving beggar crying out in thirst on my way PAST The Tube. (I shudder at the thought of contracting some dreadful, antiquated disease like the Plague from the likes of you.)

You're welcome and Good Day.

[keepcalmycarryon]

@KingKarolus222 Am I to believe that I have been sold into bonded labour, and by a Commoner, no less? One with the impudence to address with me without being addressed first and the fatuity to impugn my clearly superior intellect? Pardon me whilst I reach for my "scoff suppressant."

I'll have you know that I've quelled my share of slave revolts, philistine. Now begone with you: loiterers will be reported to the local constabulary.

Enjoy your studio flat. Good day.

[keepcalmycarryon]

Commoner,

If I am to understand correctly, you are now claiming to NOT be a mime?

Good Day.

[KingKarolus222]

lol... so you think everyone is poor now? dumb sheep, white is the new nigger dumbass. you think because daddys credit card buys you the time to act like a poet that you are of a higher class. maybe in england, not in new york. i earned respect because i earned my wealth... we laugh at little trust fund rich kids who have never LIVED in their life, spoiled out of their minds, no clue of reality. i eat off of those kids, actually i EAT THEM. im the one your parents money eventually goes to

[keepcalmycarryon]

Commoner,

Thank you for your kind words, and apology accepted. I'm sorry to hear of your situation and wish I could be of aid, but Father has warned me against accepting any requests for financial assistance, especially after that imbroglio with Heather Mills. (It was all over the Daily Mail, that rag!)

Good day.

P.S. Which park do you reside in? Are you a mime? In a fortnight's time, I plan on composing meter inspired by the impecunious children at Kensington Park. Your presence is welcome.

[KingKarolus222]

@keepcalmycarryon im delighted for you... by the way, i find the word Commoner quite rude. I, being in the 1%, Idespise being grouped in with sheep. i would kill myself before im found begging for daddy to put his fat dick on my forehead. what, you think im some starving artist sleeping in a parkÇÇ recognize a GOD when you meet one. Do what thou wilt

[keepcalmycarryon]

Father and a sea change hast come across my mazard. No longer content to snidely dismiss the pointless charade that is the "99%," a term I learnt that night, I just may begin to understand your plight: you DO NOT DESIRE to be poor, it is a social condition hoisted upon thee by the likes of myself. My poetry will now reflect this.

Apologies, I seem to be prattling about like a schoolgirl: absinthe, Beluga caviar, and the inscrutable rituals of the hoi polloi doth a Brighton inspire.

Good day.

[keepcalmycarryon]

@KingKarolus222 Commoner! I say! Good news!

I hast returned from a most delightful and curious spectacle and you were the first to cross my mind! (unprecedented, I admit.) Though I am most familiar with Bonfire Night, Father had strictly forbidden me from ever attending, for fear of contracting some dreadful disease endemic to your social class, corrupting our Anglo-Saxon Protestant mores, or even absconding to London to become a mime. Alas, no such thing transpired, but I broke my troth to

[KingKarolus222]

@keepcalmycarryon Philistine? I'm probably more involved in the arts than you. Look at my Youtube page. Again, one who says nothing with a lot of words is the anti-poet. We call people like you hipsters. Your'e Queen is a whore by the way.

[keepcalmycarryon]

@KingKarolus222 Dear Commoner,

I will respond in bullet points, as I believe complete sentences to be outside your realm of comprehension:

• Please use the Queen's English when addressing me in print and Received Pronunciation when speaking to me in person (and only after I have addressed you first).

• Our estate is tended to various labourers of equally disparate ethnicities; my time is better suited to my poetry (available upon request).

• You are a Philistine.

• Apology accepted.

Good day.

[KingKarolus222]

@keepcalmycarryon You have not been sold into slavery, you have been cursed into it. Ah, yes, one of these young people who think they possess intellect, speak eloquently and say nothing. Sauvignon? Have you ever heard of Kriek or Geuze? what's your favorite Doppelbock? Beer has outgrown wine in the taste/complexity/creativity department. Now go do your labor, daddy wants the yard done by dinner time.