Mad Dog the Creator - Verbal Kung Fu

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the mad dog will smack you
i know an asian kid that knows kung fu
i know a good place where we can jump you
when i smack you he's gonna back you
up into the wall
no one will hear you call
and that's not funny
the mad dog is known for taking that money
stabbin all his enemies
and keepin them running


on the bus to riker's island
cause society says society i'm too violent
everybody serious nobody smiling
kill the driver then i start drivin

drive the bus off the bridge
cause i know how to swim
uh what about the other inmates?
i ain't helpin' them

everybody fend for their goddamn selves
mad dog is crazy
plus he's lazy
swim to the shore
and find some ladies
now that i'm free
make some babies
no cash no bling
just offspring


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this is not a haiku
mad dog will rock you
before you say baku
baku
you can ask my crew
i'm gonna ask you for the time
then i'm gonna sock you
when you look at your wrist
you dumb stupid shit
you don't have a wristwatch
punch you in the grille then i say pish posh
watch the dog get pissed off



i'll rhyme about my felonies
over some crazy mad dog melodies

rhyme about my felonies
over crazy melodies

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the mad dog is way too stupid
to count the syllables
in a haiku
so i just get on the mic
and then I just yell baku baku
thats 4 four syllables
then I yell baku baku
thats four more
mad dog is coming for all you whores
a rabid young man comign to even the score

but I'm way too lazy
to write a rhyme like Jay-z
so I grab a mic
and just act crazy
shit on all the thugs
who've tried to faze me
say some stupid shit
and make it sound amazing

talking that bullshit and talkin it loud
gonna talk some more and move the crowd
now that I'm here get the party jumpin
turn up the speakers and get the bass bumpin

at the end of the show i'll bag another hoe
impregnate the bitch nice and slow
go to the promoter and get the dough
cause aint shit for free, especially my flow

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[myzteriuswurks]

u speak nonsense mad hatter

enuff the cheap chatter

u mad rapper(lol)

asian? naw

u mad cracker

jibber jabber

that cudnt be wacker

u belong

in the crapper

[elganch]

@myzteriuswurks i will destroy you physically and morally

[leahsorbet]

wat the fuck is this.........did u get ur lyrics from a nursery rhyme, "im way 2 lazy, 2 ride around like jay-z" your fucking shit,giv up ur career as a rap supa-star, cos it aint neva eva eva eva gunna happen

[elganch]

i will fuck you up

[johnnytheblaze]

freestyle is the way to show who you are... i'm a fan.... you're good. i believe

[axeman218]

hahahaha you fuckin suck balls bitchboy