The Heart Thief

He tried to write some poetry to cope with the incident, but he couldn't help starting it with "Hey Heart Thief / Why You Always Gotta Be Thiefin' My Hearts?" which was too heavy-handed and melodramatic, even for him.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• 5secondfilms
• michael
• rousselet
• kelsey
• gunn
• the
• heart
• thief
• sketch
• comedy
• sexy
• cat
• burglar
• heartbroken
• sad
• lonely

[0SexToast0]

Dear 5secondfilms,

I subscribed to this channel because i thought it had potential, and it did. This channel has more potential than most others on youtube. Over the course of the last 10 videos, I have not laughed as much as in previous videos, but I still thank you for the comedy genius you still grace the community with everyday, given the fact that you could be doing other things. I am therefore subscribing, and just wanted to thank you for your wonderful contributions. Sincerely, <3

[TheBlazeraider]

...and that's how I met your mother.

[kaptinkrunch47]

I see what you did there. She stole his heart. ;)

[Khoario]

some what reminded me of Iron man

[Chairswinger]

who has sex with a toast?

[GameKeeper28]

Where's Ma-Ti when you need him?

[harrylane4]

@redattacker5123 im sorry sir, but it looks like you have a Missingo. In your comment could you repeat that?

[Warzulg]

@0SexToast0 I believe that's what PMs are for

[xThat1Gamerx]

Press 5: Call Me

Pess 2: No (The girls response)

[NigaHigaCM]

And that's how i lost my medical license

[samusRulz]

@0SexToast0 Internet translation: YOU SUK DIK I LEIKED EET WEHN U WERE FUNNY. BUT DIS IZ SHIT NAO IM UNSUBSCREEBING ADN TELLING OTHARS 2 DO TEH SEAM