Reign the Conqueror Abridged Episode 05

"And with that my liege is how we know the Earth to be barrel-shaped."

Sorry for the long wait, and most especially sorry for the spikes in audio. My being anal about no bad spikes in the audio has ran out, so... there you go.

Reign is the property of Hiroshi Aramata, Kadokawa Shoten, and Tokyopop. Please support the official release. But then again, you'd rather be mounted by a Vietnamese water buffalo in a 5 foot deep rice paddy near Saigon than do that, would you?

Cast:

hbi2k - Philotas, Random councilman, Random citizen
Cassius614 - Olympias
Antfish - Barry
KaiserNeko - Hephaestion, Random councilman, gasping crowd person
Sketch - Parmenion

with

TheActingJern as Demosthenes

and featuring

Unwardil as Alexander, Diogenes, Cleitus, and Dr. Weird Councilman

This was developed during a time where LQ was missing from the interwebz. Despite his return I decided to soldier on despite that. He shall return next episode.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• reign
• the
• conqueror
• abridged
• parody
• humor
• macedonia
• aristotle
• diogenes
• plato
• anime

[SXAbridged]

Alcibiades was a famous Athenian leader who ended up betraying Athens, siding with Sparta during the Peloponnesian War. This defect did not last long, as he soon had to flee Sparta, because he had an affair with the king's wife.

Alcibiades's exile didn't last long, however, as he soon reentered the war as general... for Athens.

... oh yeah, and for a short period of time he was working for the Persians as well.

That's our Alcibiades! :D

This has been your Ancient History fact of the day!

[gdechert007]

lol barry gets the short stick doesn't he

[jurpentine]

@JakenJragin Well, convoluted dialogue for a convoluted show. XD

Ripped off? Oh my.

[JakenJragin]

This is fuckking brilliant! Then again. All of your writing style seems so ripped off, so far fetched, and so conveluted that it turns on itself to become awesome.

Oh and FYI. Marmite is not disgusting........it's what scattilishis

[Pooky1991]

For me this was one of the most WTF parts of the anime.

[jurpentine]

@daria23 What? When did I ever say I was stopping? Unfortunately I have these things called responsibility and hobbies that I like to do apart from that. Long lulls doesn't mean I've stopped. XD

[daria23]

OMG this is so CLEVER! Why did you have to stop at episode 6. I can't remember the last time I laughed soo hard! XD XD XD

[daria23]

Diogenes is Yoda XD XD XD I should have seen it comin XD XD XD

[paulinethegreat1]

I like kleitis's new voice.

[WatanukiProductions]

Why The Fuck are They Walking Backwards!!! Stop! Walking! Backwards!

[j0hnnycash]

Wait! Does that mean that Alexander has finally come out of the barrel?