Sh*t Nobody Says: Gamer Edition

Saying the things you'll never hear about the games you'll never not play.

Games/series referenced: Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, Pokemon, God of War, Tomb Raider, Guitar Hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, Red Dead Redemption, Final Fantasy, Tetris, Portal, Mario Party, Madden, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Duke Nukem Forever

Written by ratchet1215 and Anthony.

UPDATE: Totally beat IGN to the punch with this one. So suck it, YouTube channel with a respectably-sized audience.

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[MarxCrispyFish]

I'm surprised that you missed the very obvious,"you know what I love in any videogame? Water levels!"

[ratchet1215]

@MarxCrispyFish That is a good one. IGN's water level/escort mission joke took care of that pretty well.

[toymasheenSH]

too bad IGN just made one

[ratchet1215]

@toymasheenSH fuck those guys

[artgeek12583]

Arrow IN the knee...

[ratchet1215]

@artgeek12583 I know that. The meme was usually distorted, though, as "arrow TO the knee."

[EvilApple567]

What a friendly, civil game of Mario Party we just had.

Nobody says that.

[bakonfreek]

hey, you're alive!!

[MisleadingBananaFish]

Dear creator:

I am a demon bulbasaur with worms, and I am so offended

(RWJ FTW lawl)

[ForeverRanting]

oh god.

this is amazing

[EpicGamerPro]

Great video. Lol these Madden games really keep revolutionizing! So untrue...lol do more of these ratchet!

[lostfromanxiety]

Ya, I didnt laugh once at igns video. This however was much better.

[toymasheenSH]

@JordanMurdockTV agreed on all points

[JordanMurdockTV]

@toymasheenSH IGN's version was pretty crappy even though production values were high. I think a lot of people missed the point of humor and the point of something people never say being more funny than what they do say. In my opinion, @ratchet1215 has the right idea.