FUNNY blonde jokes

these are some jokes i thought were funny. ENJOY!!

i got them from http://www.coolblondejokes.com/

PS: no offense intended, this is just for fun

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[1994snotface]

Blonde joke:

Blonde : What does IDK mean?

Berrnet : I don't know.

Blonde : Well then who does know?

[static4726]

how to confuse a blonde: set her in a round room ansd tell her to stand in the cornor. how the blonde could confuse u: if she comes out of the room and tells u that she did it.

[btrfan2001]

Brunette:LOL

Blonde:Haha Lol(pronounced Lall)

Brunette:Its L-O-L

Blonde:I don't know what LOL means,bUt it surley made me 'Laugh Out Loud'

[5412394]

you spelled ma'am wrong P.S i'm a blonde and i knew that

[5412394]

hey i'm blonde i'm in fith grade and i read all the twilight saga in 9 days and my reading test score was 243 and you had to get a 220 to pass and a 230 to exceed ok I AM A SMART BLONDE but i will probably tell these jokes anyway

[Natas773]

Natural nordic Blondes are great and gorgeous women, in average taller and slimmer than brunettes, with finer facial features. The jealous rabble call them “dumb”, projecting his own ingnobleness onto the women he envies. However, these vulgar resentments against angelic blonde women are the most honest form of appreciation …

[daphinie1231]

ok So a red head brunette and blonde lived on a farm the red head fed the chikens the brunette fed the cows and the blonde planted potatoes one day they didn't do their chores so the red head made a robot choken that said bock bock bock the brunette made a robot cow that said moo and the blonde filled a sack with rocks and made the rocks said potatoe

[MrResidenteviladdict]

funny blonde joke:

theres a blonde a brunet and a red head. they all had sex last night and found put they were pregnant

Brunet: I was on top last so mine will be a boy.

red head: oh i was on the bottom last night and so i guess mine will be a girl.

blonde: OH NO MINE IS GOING TO BE A DOG!!!!!!!!!!

[DebraDeane2010]

Blonde:How do you spell CIA

Person:CIA

Blonde:I know how do you spell it

[warhomo]

Best Joke EVAR:

So a blonde is driving her car and listeneing to her radio,

she got tired after hereing some blonde jokes on the radio,

a little while up the road, she sees a blonde rowing a boat in a meadow,

She angrily gets out of her car and screams,

"It's because of you retarted blondes that give us our stupid name, Iwould come out there and give you whats coming if i knew how to swim!"

[tatumdurbin]

How to kill a blonde tutorial

Cut of her arm,Put her in a tree,Then wave.

[TheXCOOLXGuy]

How do you kill a blonde

Answer- You give her a knife and say dildo