Tutorial: Fuzzy's XTREME Turmeric Honey Aspirin Mask of Fail Part 1

Don't do this in a shirt you like. Or before Prom.

Or ever.

DISCLAIMER: This is a mocktorial based on the first time I made a turmeric based mask and uses WAAAAAAY too much turmeric. It's an Ode to Fail.
Recipe:

one or three gum-slice things of BC headache powder (or 3 uncoated aspirin tablets)
1 (or 2) big spoons of raw honey
1 (or...4) spoon of good quality turmeric
Water to mix until desired constancy
A fondness for yellow
A dark colored pillowcase

This mask will turn you bright yellow (and your hands, and your towels, and your cat...)
BUT, it'll wash off (eventually) and it's REALLY good for an acne flare up. That's why it's XTREME.

Yup, that acne flare up and peeling skin means it's WORKING.
Wanna go less XTREME? Use only a little bit of turmeric...or none at all.

*For a real turmeric mask, check out http://www.youtube.com/user/MaNaBiLLi

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[coralpatience]

your doing it wrong, Im Indain and i do it differently. Don't tell people not to do this, because it actually works well , even though it turns you yellow. Your half promoting this and half not ? how does that work. ?

[fuzzybluelogic]

I'm recreating an experiment gone awry just for the lulz, I posted a link to a real turmeric mask recipe video that has a sane amount of turmeric. I'm making fun of myself for the first time I did a turmeric mask. :)

The mask I use now is honey, greek plain yogurt, a bit of flour that begins with "d" and is driving me mad because it's on the tip of my tongue and I can't remember it, and 1/4 -1/2 teaspoon of turmeric. Or I use Vicco cream because I'm lazy.

[yaliyalith13]

i use tumeric cream.i like the 24k gold kind,i like the smell and it moisturises yet no greasyness. i just hate turning yellow (er!) so i dont use it often.good stuff tho. how do u deal with being yellow dude?

[fuzzybluelogic]

The yellow goes away in the shower. I usually let the yellow stain stay after just washing it off with warm water and then whip out the scrub in the morning. Yellow-B-Gone and skin B awesome.

I also use Vicco Turmeric, when I'm feeling saucy

[istarzgirl]

Hi,I'm Indian. All you need is turmeric powder and a little bit of milk or water and apply it where your scars are. It lightens skin so you may want to take a q-tip and apply it on minor scars. If you want to make your face lighter which I doubt put it all over your face. But ya just a bit turmeric and a bit of milk and continue for a while and scars are so light you can't see them!

[Tisha5298]

I'm Indian and I use this, I normally put it all over my body and I wash it off with milk

My skin is REALLY clean and clear

[dannys2222]

ALL NATURAL IS BEST! IT CHEAP AND BETTER FOR UR SKIN! THERE ARE A LOT OF STUPID WOMEN OUT THERE SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON NAMES AND FANCY PACKAGING! AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING UGLY TOO!

[getonmylevel52]

it don't turn my face YELLOW .. i'm Brown skin :) i guess it only HAPPEN to Lighter SKIN !

[istarzgirl]

@BKsFiNeSt08 haha awesome and thx :) I just point out I'm indian for no apparent reason it's just like hey the world need's to know :p also if there's a video posted on my bday I say hey this was posted on my bday.

[BKsFiNeSt08]

@istarzgirl I love how everyone says I'm INDIAN like it gives us credentials lol. I'm Indian but I don't know crap about this. Indian girls are beautiful and smart though ;)

[BKsFiNeSt08]

I DON'T KNOW IF SHE MENTIONED THIS: but this stuff STAINS. Beware and know how to use it. Its anti-inflammatory which can be used in small amounts to clean insides (tsp). Good luck I think I might try it on my brown skin. White+yellow= yellow. Brown+yellow= ?? I'll find out.

[BKsFiNeSt08]

YouTube needs more top comments for shitty videos, I bet you guys have some informative stuff to say about this, But I can't listen to her anymore, and I don't have time to scroll through the pages.. You're funny hun, but you labeled it a tutorial; which it clearly isn't'.

[blackasnight333]

You sound like Roseanne!

[shaundra89]

"BEE BUTTs!" lmao

[FrankieG808]

damn woman thats alot of turmeric lmaoooooooo