Rome Total War Online Battle #1 Scipii VS Selucid Empire with music Gameplay Strategy

This is one of my Rome: Total War online battles, here i play with Scipii against Selucid Empire controled by stevan.

My army:
- 6 Urban Cohort
- 6 Archer Auxilia
- 4 Pretorian Cavarly
- 2 Triarii
- 1 Legionary First Cohort
- Town Watch

Stevan army:
- 6 Cataphracts
- 6 Silver Shield Legionary
- 2 Companion Cavalry

War is any event of prolonged violence and other serious buisness that isn't really meant to be funny but often is. According to Boy George (a British ambassador in the 1980s), war is stupid and people are stupid. But most people love war, especially Germans and Cumraqiis. War in America helps to stimulate patriotic love for the president and your mom, and everyone gets more pie. In England, war leads to the creation of much lulz as war-time humour about soldiers dressed up as ladies and eating dehydrated eggs flourishes. This is because the English, having already crammed themselves up their own assholes, have effectively made any further penetration by their opponent's genitalia practically impossible. If it wasn't for war, a lot of the great toys we take for granted today would never have been invented (e.g. bows and arrows, hand grenades, stink bombs and combat camouflage barbie dolls). Since the late 1990s the glorious and epic nature of warfare has been reduced to fist pump dance contests, battles that only include freestyle rapping, and an axe is now a guitar.

HISTORY

War is mostly fought on a fixed game map of little to no variety, usually limited to City map, Desert map, and Jungle map and on rare occasions Sea map and Air map. In the 1970's an independent third party American game designer, in joint effort with Soviet basement dwellers, was working on a Space combat expansion pack called Project Star Wars, but the project was scrapped because the official Game Studio threatened to shut down the War server and kill all the lulz if any unauthorized expansions were ever sold. This rubbed everyone the wrong way and ever since then all the fanbois and n00bs have bitched about the lack of maps and even threatened to commit account suicide if nothing was done about this.

To solve this, the Lead Game Designer and his dev team are currently putting their mad skillz to good work on the official War Expansion Pack, which will include new maps, improved armor, custom soundtrack, more gore and better graphix. The expansion pack will be available as a free download on December 21, 2012.

The most important aspect of a War is the name. A war without a suitably grand name becomes insignificant - for example, noone remembers the War of Jenkin's Ear.

Suitable names include The Great War (World War One would have been too pessimistic) and World War II (this time it's personal). Unfortunately sometimes leaders come up with the name of a war before they have found someone to play against (e.g. War On Terror, War on Drugs), this causes confusion and creates a situation in which the country goes to war against someone determined by the results of a game of Risk (or Twister if the mission cards can't be found).

The coolest thing about winning a war is that you then get to decide what it's called. Winning is best achieved by either having the sexiest uniforms or the hardest special forces.

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[AdnanTR97]

Song name :( ? gg mate ;)

[AdviceBro]

@AdnanTR97 The first song is from Youtube video called "Slavic Warriors", i don't know the name, the second song is Arkona - Sila Slavnykh.