An Amalgamation of Parodies

A whole bunch of parodies, LYRICS BELOW!

POLO (Parody of "Solo" by Jason DeRulo)
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It goes from zero to sixty in about four minutes
It's got a glove box but it's got nothing in it
My Polo, I drive a Polo, Volkswagen Polo, I'm in a Polo

ECLIPSE (Parody of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse")
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Once upon a time I thought vampires were lame
But saying that right now isn't smart
I'm in a crowded cinema
And Twilight: Eclipse is to start

ET TU GAGA (Parody of "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga)
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We can't speak Latin and we don't have shields
You and me would make Bad Romans.

CARRY ON CLOCKS (Parody of "Clocks" by Coldplay)
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I don't have that many skills
But I do love Carry On films
So I thought I'd take the time
To apply on Mastermind
Specialist subject: Carry On
The host started with Question One
"When an innuendo breaks
What sound does Kenneth Williams make"
He goes,
Ooooooooooooooooh
Matron.

SONG FOR SCUNTHORPE (Parody of "What I Go To School" by Busted)
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I always love it when I'm here
It's a part of North Lincolnshire
I do love exploring around
the Industrial Garden Town
They progress in steel industry
Coat of arms are yellow and green
Home of Danny Flynn and Liz Smith
And it lies on the Lincoln Cliff
That's Why I Go To Scunthorpe
It's lovely and it's Up North
It used to be Escumetorp
Which I believe is Old Norse
It's Why I go to Scunthorpe
and Frodingham and Ashby
also Brumby and Crosby
It is the best place to be
That's Why I Go To Scunthorpe
That's Why I Go To Scunthorpe

IYAZARD A GUESS (Parody of "Replay" by Iyaz)
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Remember the first time we met
You were at the mall with your friends
You were wearing something
Possibly a jumper
Possibly a cardigan
Then we went for a bite to eat
Or possibly a glass of wine
Sorry, I can't remember
There's something on my mind
Forgot something I wasn't supposed to
Don't know what it is right now
Oh no, forgot to switch off my toaster
And now my whole house has burnt down
Sorry, got a memory like a sieve
And it gives me grief, keep forgetting things
Can't recalled locations or places
Facts or faces or names.

PASS OUT (Parody of "Pass Out" by Tinie Tempah)
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Yeah, at work I'm in charge now
And I start my promotion in a half hour
I need my identity so I can start now
So I do the sane thing and get my pass out

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Stephen Friz Frizzle
• Jason Derulo
• Bonnie Tyler
• Lady Gaga
• Coldplay
• Busted
• Iyaz
• Tinie Temper
• Parody
• Baltic
• Newcastle