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Uploaded by on Jan 14, 2012

http://www.SmoothE.tv
Jewish football star Heebow makes the pigskin kosher.

Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz (http://www.SmoothE.tv) (http://www.youtube.com/suburbanhomeboy)
Written, produced and edited by: Eric Schwartz
Director/DP: Michael Chase Gordon (http://www.MCGordon.com) (http://www.youtube.com/MCGordonproductions)
Costumes courtesy of Sports Studio (http://www.SportsStudio.net)

Cast:
Eric Schwartz: Chaim Heebow/Voice Over
K-Von: Fan 1 (http://www.youtube.com/kvoncomedy)
Chris Millhouse: Fan 2 (http://www.chrismillhouse.com)
Jacob "Bagel" Goldstein: Fan 3 (www.youtube.com/user/bagelsnlox)
Sal Cruz: Dad
Erika Madrigal: Mom
Mac: Baby
James Franco: Raiders Convert

LYRICS:
Heebow! He's the Jewish football star
Heebow! He throws a challah 100 yards
Heebow! He never mixes milk with meat
Heebow! He never mixes with defeat,
He's Heebow!

Matzah ball soup is his nutrition
He performs sideline circumcisions

Heebow! He's financially sound
Heebow! It's a mitzvah when he scores touchdowns
Heebow! Any day he'll pass the test
Heebow! Except for Sabbath, that's the day of rest
Heebow!

(c) 2012 Eric Schwartz

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  • My new favorite Jew.

  • @NoneShaltPass Thanks! You're not chopped liver yourself.

  • You are literally gonna be the next Mel Brooks! Mazel Tov!

  • @TheGallifrey123 One of my idols.

  • Seriously, how are you not one of the biggest stars on YouTube?! This just proves that something is at work outside of raw talent...

  • @OfficialChikezie Thanks! That's exactly what will happen this year with your help watching and sharing my videos.

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  • Yumm challah :)

  • @suburbanhomeboy *gasp jews should not have idols :)

  • FUCK THE JEWS

  • הרדי=חילול השם

  • @TheGallifrey123 But wouldn't he have to change his name to Mel Brooks? Literally?

  • I can't wait till Muslim player Hajjibow and Buddhist player Bodhibow break into the league

  • westfield mall is really close to me

    

  • i'm watching this while eating challah..

  • WOW, this guy is going to be like a Jewish Jay Fiedler! Wait...

  • @suburbanhomeboy Mine too! No one is a true Jew until they've watched one of Mel Brook's films! They should make it part of the Bar/Bat Mitzvah!

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