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MC Hawking - Rock Out With Your Hawk Out

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Uploaded on Aug 13, 2009

Yo Doomsday, give me some more snare in my headphones
Yeah, all right! Check it!
I heard some people talking like the Hawk fell off
Well listen up, class is now in session

Yo, the Hawk is back for the attack like Dokken
Rocking the mic like a panther stalking
Prey, so get the hell out of my way
Step to the Hawk, there'll be hell to pay
My beats be denser than a neutron star
Tighter than a nun's ass, doper than a drugs tsar
King of nerdcore, I wear the crown
Like a weevil I may wobble but I won't fall down
Brighter than the beam of a zettawatt laser
Sharper than the edge of Occam's razor
It's safe to say that I'm smarter than you
I know more about physics than Half-Life 2
You can't quite believe what I'm thinking on (?)
Compared to me, you're just like Karl Pilkington
But it's all good if you're down with the Hawk
So come on everybody, it's time to rock

Wikipedia calls me a fictional rapper
See how fictional I feel with my foot up your crapper
I'll shoot you in the face, leave you bleeding in the grass
You heard me right, I'm going Cheney on yo ass!
I'll stuff you in a box like Schrödinger's cat
You'll be dead and alive until such a time has passed
I check and make the wave function collapse
And if you ain't dead I'll cap yo ass
I've been busting nerdcore since before it had a name
Front coined the term but I made the claim
To be the progenitor of the nerdcore blow
So to all of you nerds who be new to the show
I will say this only once so I suggest you listen
You only exist by the Hawk's permission
But it's all good if you're down with the Hawk
So come on everybody, it's time to rock

The ladies love the Hawk and the Hawk loves them back
I've got a 20 foot bone and a 10lb sack (?)
Hell, I've got more chicks than the Colonel's got chicken
I've got to agree that it's finger-licking
See what I did? That's a double entendre
A bit misogynistic but the ladies forgive the
Hawk for his failings, few they may be
Cos the Hawk loves the ladies and the ladies love me

[DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET SOME MASHED POTATOES ON THAT MUTHAFUCKER!]

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