CNN to atheists: you're gonna die first.

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Uploaded by on Mar 26, 2011

CNN was discussing the survivors of the Japan quake and followed it up with a segment about religion dying out. Their "expert" had this to say.

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  • ATHEIST WILL FIGHT TO STAY ALIVE - BECAUSE THIS SHORT LIFE IS ALL THEY HAVE AND THE CONSEQUENCES IF THEY ARE WRONG...

    REPENT!!! THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND: ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS LORD AND SAVIOUR.

    O GRAVE, WHERE IS THY VICTORY? O DEATH, WHERE IS THY STING?

    HE DIED ON THE CROSS TO PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND WILL GRANT YOU HIS HEAVEN IF YOU RECEIVE HIS FREE GIFT BY FAITH.

    HELL AWAITS ALL UNREPENTANT SINNERS WHO TRAMPLE THE ETERNAL BLOOD OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST.

  • Lol.

  • i dont know why so many dislikes

  • @iihippoii THAT is the worst joke! - and the joke is on YOU. So don't be Satan's sucker.

  • @WinterXL hrm, or 0:56, 0:55.. where he's looking off

  • "how can you imagine that you yourself have supernatural abilities enough to survive"

    ...WHAT THE FUCK?

    I like how the host was trying to hide a WTF expression around 0:57 ... he's briefly looking at a cameraman or producer who was probably dying of laughter.

  • nope you have to have survival skills a hunter, trapper or tracker . say the ones who sit on their ass to pray and who doesnt do anything to help is gonna die first

  • @southsidesman PS. there is no such thing as satan.

  • @southsidesman Oh for goodness sake. It was a JOKE. It was also just as ridiculous as what this woman was saying. You need to relax a bit and get over yourself.

  • It's easy for people to see a supernatural connection to an event, regardless of whether or not it's there, much like how people "find God" in prison. Theistic earthquake survivors had elevated levels of oxytocin, adrenaline and endorphins (the chemical breakdown of a religious experience), which allowed their bodies to function better, longer. The same thing can be achieved through meditation and autogenic training without subjugating yourself to the confining dogma of an organized theocracy.

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