Possessed Submissive Jesus

After thousands of Submissive Jesus heads not having any problems, one of them came back POSSESSED. Lauren Baldwin, the girl who plays the virgin Mary in the Pirromount film, "The God Complex," told Submissive Jesus creator that hers was not sounding right. The creator of the toy said he would be happy to exchange it for a working one. Well, he had no idea that not sounding right meant that this particular toy was possessed actually by the devil. By the way, if you want a Submissive Jesus head that actually speaks correctly, get yours at www.thesubmissivejesus.com. All Jesus Heads are now quality checked before they leave the factory.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jesus
• christ
• god
• pirromount
• atheist
• agnostic
• religion
• catholic
• jewish
• novelty
• item
• toy
• church
• prayer
• pray
• gullible
• delusion

[halohms]

Sounds like a clock divider not working. Mine is working fine. Thanks. Love the movie too. Thank-you again. BTW, why isn't the movie being advertised on atheist web sites like atheist nexus, richarddawkins, PZ's site, etc....?

[fallenone202]

Publicity has never been our strong suit. We rely on word of mouth. Tell a friend.

[halohms]

I have told all my friends and more.

[fallenone202]

Well that's certainly a good start.

[fa272]

So when is the Muhammad toy coming out?

[fallenone202]

We tried it in a few test markets. Stores kept blowing up.

[hamr4ir]

i agree with you hisgirl

[Hisgirl2244]

Jesus is saying; give me some fuckin' new batteries dumb ass.

[rpcurtiss]

We need a PJ Coldstone head. Would sell in the dozens!

[fa272]

@fallenone202 Haha. That would be great if you guys made one, but I'll bet no retailer would touch them, for fear of those whacked out Muslims.