Team LoveLust #118: Haohmaru

As Leela continues her adventures towards
Pumpkin Hill, she stops in a small village
hidden in a bamboo forest. She rest for a
bit and then leaves out on her quest again.
However, Leela doesn't expect someone to
hunt her down from the village also. She's
walks into the forest.

Leela: *dumbfounded* ....I'm Lost....
*The wind blows as a mockery of her lack
of directions.*
Leela: Ahhh screw this! I gotta get going
to Pumpkin Hill! Lost or not lost. *she
begin to walk further in the bamboo forest*
Haohmaru: *follows her quietly and pulls out
his blade*
Leela: *stops and gets scared* Why do I get
the feeling that I'm being stalked? *pulls
out her gun and shoots randomly*
Mai: *is shot from the random bullet and
is in pain fomr it* OWWWW!!! ANDYY!! *Runs
away crying*
Leela: Whoops...*puts away her gun*
Haohmaru: *appears a few steps away from her*
The Jig is up, demon lady of the Cyclops!
Leela: Huh? *turns around and sees him* Who
the heck are you?
Haohmaru: I'm Haohmaru of Samurai Showdown.
I'm here for your head! *does a sword stance*
Leela: But why me?
Haohmaru: Who cares?! LunaLust payed me to keep
your part of the story more interesting instead
of being boring!
Leela: *Yells* Luna!?
LunaLust: *off stage* It's not my fault you're
boring! Just go with it!
Leela: *groans and throws a fit* Fine!
Haohmaru: Alright! I'll shake your bouncy booty
and have it as my own-
Leela: *shoots and her laser gets blocked by his
blade*
Haohmaru: Hit it!
Geese: Yes, sir! *puts down Haoh's Radio and hit the
play button to play Samurai Rap Music and begin to
Dance* Hey, I'm getting the hang of this dancing!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Team
• LoveLust
• Leela
• Haohmaru
• LunaLust
• Mugen
• Game
• Futurama
• Samurai
• Showdown
• Spirits

[SpikeSpiegel007]

love the music buy missy eliot

[whooh]

nice story link luna lol, you are breaking the foruth wall I think anyways nice job.