SEX WITH A WEBSITE?! The CNN.com Song

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-cnn-com-song/id325312611

A love story between a man and CNN.com.

I know I'm young but... I've searched the whole Internet
to find someone like you... Who can do what you do... and do it so well.
So, this is for you...

CNN.com, CNN.com
I refresh you all day long, CNN.com... refresh

I wake up in the morning and what do I do?
I make eggs with Cholula to eat with you

What's your developing story today?
"Cheney slams Obama on Guantanamo Bay"
I'll scroll down baby to Quick Vote on that
Roland Martin and I - We got Obama's back

Then I gaze up at your stocks
You get green when they're up
Red when they drop

So where to click next
Politics, Entertainment, or Tech?
I get so overwhelmed
But I'll go anywhere with Wolf Blitzer at the helm (The Situation Room)

AC 360 makes the world go round
Ain't no town he won't be found reporting truth going down
RSS feeds - I got no complaints
You do with HTML what Picasso did with paint

CNN.com, CNN.com
I refresh you all day long, CNN.com
CNN.com, CNN.com
I refresh you all day long, CNN.com... refresh

Firefox, Safari, Internet Explorer
My homepage on all but you're so much more-ah!
You've been a good friend to me
Even backslash money helped me financially

Sports Illustrated section is bomb
The next swimsuit edition needs Brianna Keiler in a thong (DAANG!)
"That could induce hypnosis"
Says Dr. Sanjay Gupta with the diagnosis

The sweetest sound I know is:
"This is CNN" by James Earl Jones
Old Man, Suspenders, Glasses, Questions
Hunched over his desk getting celebrity confessions (LARRY KING!)

When I'm far from home and I feel alone
CNN mobile you're on my iPhone
CNN.com it's my heart you touch,
So I'll make an iReport just to send you my love.

CNN.com, CNN.com
I refresh you all day long, CNN.com.... refresh

Erica Hill, AJ Hammer with Showbiz Tonight
The political ticker - the fancy electoral map thing you guys have...
Campbell Brown and Genie Moose, Lou Dobbs - stay independent brotha
Soledad O'brien... you guys are holding it down

Sing it with me now....

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• CNN.COM
• CNN
• RAP
• CANON 7D
• CNN SONG
• YOZZUP
• ROLAND MARTIN
• WOLF BLITZER
• AC360
• BRIANNA KEILER
• SANJAY GUPTA
• JAMES EARL JONES
• LARRY KING
• IPHONE
• IREPORT
• LOU DOBBS
• ERICA HILL
• PROPOSAL
• ENGAGEMENT
• GRUZEN
• News
• Larry King

[RhettandLink]

beautifully ridiculous.

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[yozzup]

@RhettandLink Right on! Thanks for the comment and subscribing! You guys rule.

[sophiewill]

This is hilarious. My husband has a job where CNN is on continously. I can't wait to show him this. You guys come up with some original and funny stuff.

[baole58]

You should do another one :D

[RealGameChallenge]

This video deserve MUCH MOREEEEEEEEEEEE VIEWS!!!

[AvrilCullen13]

Y only 4,191??

This is hillarious xxx

[kartiv2]

lol, man, you're great!

[riuhpvh]

rsrsrsrsrrsrs

Muito manero! 

[masterofktulu]

Wow, great video. I like your channel! I wish I had your talent! BTW I was directed here by freddiew via twitter!

[lilfancymoses]

woot woot!

[despeed123]

do he has his own album

[AdamDarlingOfficial]

Great job once again my gentlemen! I can see it on TV already!

[lucamacc]

i love all of your videos you should get much more views i sent this video to all of my friends :D