Super Heroes Get In Street Fight

43rd most linked (comedy)


Batman and Spiderman get heckled during a street skit and end up getting so fed up with the guy that they end up kicking his ass.

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Comedy

Tags:

• super
• hero
• street
• fight
• spider
• man
• batman
• knock
• out
• funny

[mber28]

sweeper: ok, you all fight, i'll sweep.

[Shilaphi]

If you put on a suit, even for fun, you should have some respect for the symbol behind it. Especially if your amongst children. People get into fights all the time, but kids are there to see and hear this. Not very cool.

[BatMax086]

@TheRushingWind

Thank You for making MY point, AGAIN, dumbass. If he thought it was an unfair fight, then he shouldn't have attacked me 3 times then dipshit. I have an IQ that would put that pee-brain of yours in a cellar all it's on, so try and pretend you ALL that. The reason I dress as Batman is I am paid VERY well for it, but you are too stupid to understand that.

The only pathetic thing about this IS YOU and your futile mind with it's emptiness to see what is NOT really there. So STFU!

[TheRushingWind]

@BatMax086 I could write a load of stuff but I see I'd be wasting my time with your apparent level of intelligence. So simply: and your comments further confirm what I said: you should burn your costume. You're a penis-envy type of person with a need to feel less inadequate by having what is clearly an unfair fight on video. Pathetic. Grow up little boy

[BatMax086]

@TheRushingWind

They DID see the video. NOT the one here, the WHOLE thing. We were standing right underneath the Mall cameras, when this started. The police saw the entire thing, not some half truth video like this shit. So, since you have NO fucking CLUE of what really happened..Fuck Off, clown!

Spiderman is still in Hollywood. So is Catwoman (Kat Tales.com, I believe), she saw the whole thing, ASK THEM, you miserable little monkey.

[BatMax086]

@TheRushingWind

STFU, dipshit.

NO, you are NOT listening or do NOT know how to read plain ENGLISH!

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

I am a Coward?! Fuck You. Plain and simple as that.

You hear ONLY what you want, see ONLY what you want and understand VERY little, since your IQ is obviously VERY low.

3 times, I told that monkey to leave. 3 times he came after me AGAIN!

I could of killed him, so STFU, you worthless bitch.

[TheRushingWind]

@BatMax086 the police no doubt didn't see the video, or you'd be arrested for assault too, along with your friend

[TheRushingWind]

@BatMax086 how difficult is it to understand? Whatever he HAD done (if you're even telling the truth), at that point he was sitting on the floor with no weapons or backup. You weren't "defending" yourself, and you're an ass because you don't know the deinition of self-defence. You're a coward, regardless of whether he is or not. I normally support these "real life superheroes" but you should burn your costume along with your friend

[Joker16707]

Damb Spidey beat that ass like he had an affair with Mary Jane Lol

[GoddamnBatman55]

And just to add, the hobo raped Max Allen with that 40 oz bottle of malt liquor after the camera stopped rolling.

[BatMax086]

You also see me throw away the Steal Belt, he attacked me with for the second time, between Seconds :02--:05. He then gets up for the second time after beating him down and hits me with the 40 oz beer bottle on the ground. He hit me in the back of the head, while I was trying to "walk away" from it. That is when Spidey got into it.

But this guy attacked "Us" for NO reason. I guess he thought it would be easy and fun.

Did you have fun then, you little monkey?!

[BatMax086]

LOOK between the Seconds of :02---:05. There is 40oz beer bottle sitting there on the ground. He picked that up and hit Me over the head with it. He came after me 3 times. First with his fist, then a steal belt, then the beer bottle. The sweeper is cleaning it up at the end.

That shitbucket made his choice when he attacked "Us" the first time. Thought he could beat me so easily. So Fuck him! BTW, when the Police came, he was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon. So who's laughing now?! : )