Goldie Lookin' Chain - Charm School (With Lyrics)

From the album Safe As Fuck.

Lyrics

Adam
E=mc squared so I've heard,
This is charm school, how to pull a smart bird,
Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants,
You're thinking romance while I'm thinking "are they implants?"

Girl, you're better looking than my missus,
Want to give you deep love,
And then shower you with kisses,
On your pink parts, cos this Newport clart,
Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art,
This is a Hussain education it involves sex, draw and a Playstation,
Pushing your buttons, now you're thinking that I'm tender,
Like Craig David with a hidden agenda.

So I step to her, and say "what's up?"
I'm not much too look at but girl you're in luck,
It's not all about looks, confidence or personality,
Wide ons, hardons, loving a bit of rubsies.

Adams charm school,
(down the bus station)
Adams charm school,
(getting education)
Adams charm school,
(when the bell starts ringing)
Adams charm school,
(he dont care if youre minging)

Eggsy
Hes the G with the CSE,
A real A* plus and they teach you for free,

P. Xain
Charm School,
Skills to rob tills,
NVQs, to City And Guilds,

2Hats
Double detention but it dont matter,
I got my fingers stuck in the dinner ladies' batter,

Mystikal
Ding-a-ling,

The bell's for you, not for me,
I graduated from charm school back in 1983,

Ballsy
Adam Hussain, I needs another lesson,
And when the bell rings, were going on a session,
And have a little wager to see who can pull,
The most birds, Ive lost count, Ive got my hands full,

2 Hats
This charm school,
Where I learns from the master,
To get my finger in, just a little bit faster,
In and out, up and down, theres no complication,
A GLC baby's what you get for graduation,

Eggsy
Its a simple course and it wont involve revision,
Just 12 pints of lager in a nightclub on a mission,
His teaching style is more than just particular,
And if he likes your bits then hell get extra-curricular,

P. Xain
I went to the university of life and the school of thought,
But I forgot all of the important things what I was taught,
Oh son, you gotta learn,
That if you take 12 pukkas youre bound to gurn,

Adams charm school,
(down the bus station)
Adams charm school,
(getting education)
Adams charm school,
(when the bell starts ringing)
Adams charm school,
(he dont care if youre minging)

Eggsy
Take time to study and invest,
If you follow the charm school rules you'll be impressed,
There's no exams and it don't involve money,
Just a never-ending urge to try and get yourself some cunny,
Think style, charm and finesse,
Mix it up with Adam and then chuck him some breasts,
Add confusion, ladies, and 27 beers,
Then wait down the clinic till the test results clears.

Adam
Smooth! Like a pane of glass,
I'm gonna kick your ass if you try and skip my class,
I'll be your knight in shining armour,
Smoking marijuana,
Whispering sweet nothings cos you knows that I'm a charmer.

Billy
Top class, you're free to enrol,
Like Pandora's box to Adrian Mole,
Or the Bee Gees, for whom the bell tolls,
Give it a shot cos every hole's a goal.

Adams charm school,
(down the bus station)
Adams charm school,
(getting education)
Adams charm school,
(when the bell starts ringing)
Adams charm school,
(he dont care if youre minging)
Adam's charm school,
(it's like Jamie Oliver to chips)
Adam's charm school,
(so it's fingers on lips)
Adams charm school,
(when the bell starts ringing)
Adams charm school,
(he dont care if youre minging)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Goldie
• Lookin
• Lookin'
• Chain
• Adams
• Charm
• School
• Safe
• As
• Fuck

[WayToGoBerengar]

what is this song sampling?



[OwenAgain]

@WayToGoBerengar The backing music is the Grange Hill theme tune if that's what you mean

[adamfuckinknowsit]

GLC you fuckin knows it clarts fucking keepem comin owen

YOU FUCKIN KNOWS IT

1983

[OwenAgain]

Haha. Good man! Been away for a fair bit but I'll add more whenever I can.

[andy35cb]

fucking class

[M1K3YC]

grange hill

[stroodle1000]

fuckin knows it

[bigredletterbox]

just doesnt get better. nice one lads. wicked gig in shrewsbury last crimbo. i knows it u knows it

[bigredletterbox]

it just gets better and better. wicked gig in shrewsbury last year too. keep it coming.

i knows it u knows it

[bobbytheboom]

Cavern Exeter - fucking brilliant... 10/10

[TotalBassBeast]

shittin hell the grangehill song that is fuckin awsome 5/5 " it's charm school where i learned from the master to get my fingure in just that litle bit faster, in'an out up and down its no complication a glc baby is what you get for graduation"

[EJRocky]

Adrian Mole reference in hip-hop = nooooice.

[adamfuckinknowsit]

Could you try to get some songs of asbo4life

Safe spaaa nice one