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Hey girls, we got somethin' real important to give you, so just sit down and listen girl.
You know we've been together such a long, long time.
And now we're ready to lay it on the line.
You know it's Christmas and our hearts are open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on our minds.
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside -- it's Bitch in a box!
Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl ya gotta know you're our shining star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs somethin' real.
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart, somethin' special girl. It's Bitch in a box, Bitch in a box, girl.
It's Bitch in a box, Bitch in a box, girl.
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin', and I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none.
To everybody out there, with feminists to impress, it's easy to do
just follow these steps:
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put Bitch into that box
3: Make 'em open the box,
And that's the way you do it!
It's Bitch in a box, Bitch in a box girl.
It's Bitch in a box, Bitch in a box girl (Christmas).
Bitch in a box (Hanukkah).
Bitch in a box (Solstice).
Bitch in a box...
Every single holiday Bitch in a box.
Over at your parent's house, Bitch in a box.
Mid day at the grocery store, Bitch in a box.
Online at Bitch Blogs, Bitch in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
Bitch in a box,
Bitch in a box...
Hey girls, we got somethin' real important to give you...
Way to go bitches!
sharonsharealike11 1 year ago
Way, WAY better than the dick in a box I got last year.
jennyjammer 1 year ago
Adorkable
anastasia0z 1 year ago
Ahhh, so proud. Really, so proud. Credits are way cool.
u016479 1 year ago
LOLOL omg katy
KoverBoyz 1 year ago
YO YO YO
rialimpe 1 year ago
Amazing
iloverocksmayonaise 1 year ago
hahaha shit yes!!
tinabobina6969 1 year ago
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHH
BITCH IN A BOX.
this is a mind explosion
sdjsnell 1 year ago
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHH
BITCH IN A BOX.
this is a mind explosion
sdjsnell 1 year ago