This Proves Flies Are Attracted To SHIT!

Monologue:

"There's been a lot of 'buzz' recently about a large number of flies buzzing around the White House & around President Barack Hussein Obama! I'm sure we all remember that...I believe it was an ABC interview (actually it was MSNBC) in which President Obama famously killed that fly on national TV! If you take a close look at this picture, you can clearly see that Mr. Obama has a fly on his upper lip! This can only lead to one conclusion. Since there have been a large number of flies around the White House & especially Mr. Obama, I can only arrive at ONE conclusion...FLIES are indeed ATTRACTED to SHIT!

But, being the nice guy that I am, I want to help Mr. Obama get that fly off his lip! I'm very good at killing flies. I do it at work all the time! So if you just hold still, Mr. President, and it looks as if you're going to hold still, I'll get that fly out of there in no time flat! Alright, let me get ready here. Don't move! Oh boy, that fly is really attracted to you! Oh my, don't move, don't move! Let me aim overhere! (SWAT!) GOT IT!!!! Oh yes indeed, it fell right on the floor! It's almost as good as your shot on national TV!

Well, that fly won't be bothering Mr. Obama anymore! But, I'm sure there are other flies headed to the White House getting ready to swarm Mr. Obama! It won't be long before Mr. Obama has another fly buzzing around him! Because FLIES are indeed ATTRACTED to SHIT!!!!"

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