We Are Robots: Kegomatic (HD)

This robotic frat boy is ready to party! So lock your door & hide the beer.

College is the time to go wild, get drunk, drunker and drunkest, run from cops and try to pick up on nerdy girls in the library. If you happen to crash a few cars or burn an occasional house down, even more fun. Keg-o-matic doesn't need an invite to your party, but he'll pound every bottle of Jack Daniels, drain the Captain Morgan, juggle jello shots, smash your bong, put porn on the tv and drop the keg on your friends heads. He might think he's making out with sorority twins, but he's just seeing double from the booze. He doesn't care if you call him a douche or a tool. But college and fraternity life isn't just about getting wasted and streaking, or hiding naked in the sorority sower, it's also about football games, sports, mascots and cheerleaders. This muscular iron man could be the perfect athlete. He could pose for Playgirl if he was human. Too bad Playbot isn't a real magazine. He may have the iron body of a Titan, but the only thing he'll clash with is and XBox or PlayStation. He goes Gaga over girls and freaks out like every day is Mardi Gras, but if he doesn't stop going crazy he may get kicked out of College, which he would probably just find humorous, even though it's not funny... He'll graduate or die trying. He's Old school.

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[IAMKYLEIAMGOD]

WOOO PARTTYYY im hardcore heavy my dude im kick ass so bad im getting foot pains from kicking ass so much lol you just drank my grand mother i ve got a cork screw in my pants hey office i got a moving violation in my pants

[Dagger33]

"I don't think this is the kind of car that speeds, sir."

I wonder how many people have tried that one.

[ErichoTTA]

"You're not even wearing pants"

[JimmyVX]

"Some people are so homophobic."

"YOU CALLING ME A HOMO?!"

"No!"

LOL!!!

[Du3cky]

No, I wasn't. I just drank a lot and found myself saying stupid things. What's ironic is anyone else like that I usually tried to beat up.. :P

[777hobo777]

you were one of "those" college guys?

[RandomPeople990]

I really hate people that are like that robot.

[Du3cky]

welcome to me 5 years ago lol