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Weird Al's Ebay Song Vi-deo-in-ated

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Uploaded by on Jul 29, 2008

So I reached across the desk and grabbed him by his big fat head and said "I AIN"T GOIN' TO JAIL FOR YOU OR ANYBODY!"




Lyrics:
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snowglobe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...My feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me...your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that world-wide garage sale)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

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  • Love this!

  • great video... tchotchkes are jewish american toys like knicknacks

  • yes, thanks i always forget Terrences name

  • terence n phillip lmao

  • Nice... did HE see this? I bet HE'd love it!

  • LMAO!

  • reminds me of Tim and Phillup from South Park, they way his mouth moves lol

  • LMAO! 5 star big time!!!

  • Freaking Fantastic!!! :) SOO knarly... loved it! :)

  • LMAO! This is funny!

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