Simon Sinestrari is a warlock. Though he lives in a storm drain and sometimes talks to trees, he's the real deal, no smoke and mirrors. Deadly serious about his craft, he despises falsehoods and mi...
Simon Sinestrari is a warlock. Though he lives in a storm drain and sometimes talks to trees, he's the real deal, no smoke and mirrors. Deadly serious about his craft, he despises falsehoods and misconceptions toward his witchy profession. And as for those who don't believe...
After being picked up for vagrancy, Simon spends a night in jail with Turk, a young hustler with connections to powerful people in powerful places. One such character is Hercules, a skeptical philanthropist who hires Simon to work a party of hipsters and the well-to-do, among whom is beautiful Linda, the pill-popping daughter of the local district attorney. In-between romantic dalliances and colorful sex-magik ceremonies with Linda, Simon must contend with those who dare to challenge his magical prowess, eventually forcing him to summon dark forces of revenge and murder.
Also starring Warhol Factory regular Ultra Violet as Sarah, and an array of trippy 2001-styled special effects, Simon King of the Witches is a shining vehicle for Andrew Prine (Grizzly, The Centerfold Girls), who gives a mesmerizing performance as Simon in this hip, funny, and often bizarre countercultural cult classic by director Bruce Kessler (The Gay Deceivers).
Simon King of the Witches is available on DVD from Dark Sky Films.
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Hey Denise, have YOU repented yet? have YOU crawled to God for forgiveness for wishing to murder His creations by chemical agents? MURDERER. LIAR. HYPOCRITE.
Hey DThor, I'm still waiting on the whirlwind to happen! YOU are a fucking lying cunt!!! You got me all turned on about it, but you fucking lied you ass face cunt!!! God's going to punsih you for lying to me. LOLOLOLOLOL!!
Hi Pete, so you've met this fake Christian slag, too. Well, she foretold that I'd hear a shrieking noise, and the the world burning up. I've been waiting for 6 weeks!! She is a LIAR AND SANCTIMONIOUS HYPOCRITE- L.A.S.H. for short!! She pretends she did psychology and pretends she was in the army- don't believe a word this bitch says!!!
Hey Pete, if you scroll down a couple of pages, you'll see DTHor mouthing off about God destroying anyone who likes this film!!! Yeah, she thinks she speaks for the Almighty! HAHAHAHAH Delusions of grandeur, I call it.
hey Dthor! I'm still waiting to be thrown into this whirlwind! I hope you weren't lying you fucking asshole, coz I was getting excited about it. LOL!!!
Yes, she threatens it so often, I am sure she's a sado-masochist at heart. She even says that anyone who likes this vid will be tortured by "God"!!!! Talk about delusional!!
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