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SIMON: KING OF THE WITCHES - Official Trailer

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Uploaded by on Apr 17, 2008

Simon Sinestrari is a warlock. Though he lives in a storm drain and sometimes talks to trees, he's the real deal, no smoke and mirrors. Deadly serious about his craft, he despises falsehoods and misconceptions toward his witchy profession. And as for those who don't believe...

After being picked up for vagrancy, Simon spends a night in jail with Turk, a young hustler with connections to powerful people in powerful places. One such character is Hercules, a skeptical philanthropist who hires Simon to work a party of hipsters and the well-to-do, among whom is beautiful Linda, the pill-popping daughter of the local district attorney. In-between romantic dalliances and colorful sex-magik ceremonies with Linda, Simon must contend with those who dare to challenge his magical prowess, eventually forcing him to summon dark forces of revenge and murder.

Also starring Warhol Factory regular Ultra Violet as Sarah, and an array of trippy 2001-styled special effects, Simon King of the Witches is a shining vehicle for Andrew Prine (Grizzly, The Centerfold Girls), who gives a mesmerizing performance as Simon in this hip, funny, and often bizarre countercultural cult classic by director Bruce Kessler (The Gay Deceivers).

Simon King of the Witches is available on DVD from Dark Sky Films.

www.darkskyfilms.com

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  • @flippertyjipperty No response for a year- we got rid of the slag.

  • @flippertyjipperty No, she is NOT a faggot. She hates gays! really, really hates them!

  • @coralarch dthor is a faggit. i know from experience...heheheh knowwhamsayin?

  • @flippertyjipperty How dare you laugh and sneer at my disappointment. ONE lousy pimple! I was so upset at God breaking his promise to DThor!!

  • @coralarch bahahaa

  • @flippertyjipperty I suggest you PM DThor and have a damn good whinge about it. She's God's spokeswoman here on earth, so maybe she can arrange some full-blown acne for me.

  • yeah i remember this old argument lol.

  • @coralarch lol u got a pimple? hey i got 3 mozzie bites in ballarat the day b4 last! LOL!

  • @DThor53 You are one seriously fucked up slut, pretending to speak on God's behalf. That is BLASPHEMY and you will BURN IN HELL FOR IT!! Jesus hates your guts and the angels spit on you.

  • Hey Denise, have YOU repented yet? have YOU crawled to God for forgiveness for wishing to murder His creations by chemical agents? MURDERER. LIAR. HYPOCRITE.

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