White Guy Rap

"White Guy Rap" is a funny song with another white boy tryies to be a white rapper. Also, it is proof that white people should never, ever, attempt to rap without the supervision of an experienced black man.

***Lyrics***
Now white people, it's your turn to face it
I wrote a song about blacks and they said it was racist
Now it's your turn, and I'm bringing the burn, I've got to turn up the heat so these playas can learn
Hello white guy, I see you looking at me. You see, I'm the kind of guy that your girl wishes you could be
When she dreams, you know it's me politely hitting her spot. Golly "G"
Now listen up and put the sandwich down, stand up, do a lap and lose a couple pounds
Take a deep breath. You all have asthma. I just have a few questions to ask ya

Why do white guys all look alike?
Why do Irish guys only want to drink and fight
Why is it so small? Is it that cold outside?

You watch NASCAR alone in your room
You'd buy "trailer trash" if it were a can of perfume
You've been racist since the day you were born. But now you're broke since your poor house is rolling in porn
Hello white girl in front of the mirror, I see you standing there asking yourself what to wear.
You should be asking what not to do, but that's where I come in, I'm here to rescue you
You can't dance, so don't even try. Sit down. stay home and just stay and cry.
The black girls are dancing tonight. They don't need a white girl dancing seizure-like

Why do white girls talk so much?
Why can't they have just a little junk in the trunk?
And if i want you I just have to get you drunk

It's bed time and I'm gonna get in it
I'm like a game show I just need a "Minute to Win it"
I'm like a rain drop and you know I'll go down
But when the sun's up there's no point in sticking around
You're like Casper. You're white as a ghost
We lose track of you every single time it snows
It's like a sperm bank.There's white everywhere
But when the place gets dark everybody gets scared

I'll admit, ok, I live a white lie
It doesn't seem like it but I am a white guy
I have mad "wrapping" skills like it's Christmas time

I am a white guy....

Category:

Comedy

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[crazyk751]

Lol! Like

[samwrestle]

@crazyk751 I am still amazed that people like this song, haha. I'll try to do another rap I guess...

[hungoverjerk]

not too bad. could use some work, but better than most actually.

[samwrestle]

@hungoverjerk Thanks. I'll try another rap soon. It'll be bad...again...but might be better. lol

[Hoggyism]

Your a mother fucking lyrical genius (south park quote)

The lyrics where smart but I like you better on the guitar ;)

Still enjoyed the video though.

[samwrestle]

@Hoggyism Haha nice quote, and thanks. I'll never be a great singer (and NEVER EVER a great rapper), but I do think my lyrics will keep getting better with time. Thanks for watching!

[samwrestle]

@tupchurch77 It's actually "you're" with an apostrophe. I guess this proves who the stupid one is....

[samwrestle]

@crazyjoker361 ladies and gentlemen...THIS is one of the guys I sing about! Thanks for making an appearance.

[noobassasin375]

I'm white but when I rap a kinda sound like a nigga.

[23ashlynn23]

Hahaha Its funny :p

[oohoohoify]

@samwrestle xD

[chyenne36]

lmfao cant stop laughin even tho the part when it was all i need is 2 get u drunk is kinda true 4 most girls lmfao