How to file your taxes online using onions and electrolytes

This is a shout-out to one of my favorite videos on YouTube, "How to Charge an iPod using electrolytes and an onion." I really dug the first video, but I wanted to kick it up a few notches. First, I set out to generate enough veggie energy to power my laptop long enough to file my taxes online. For this, I used three different types of onions, potatoes and yams, and a few tomatoes. I'm not sure how much energy the tomatoes absorbed, but they tasted really good. I also used green energy drinks. You don't have to, but I like to cuz I'm into the Block, and that's how I roll. To be honest, my energy supply did not last that long, but it was long enough for me to file my taxes, which probably says more about how fast and easy online tax filing is with H&R Block than my vegetable power plant. Anyway, I was able to fully file my taxes, and get every deduction I qualified for, so this was a total success! Oh, one more thing: For those recreating this video at home, remember to wear your goggles at all times! That onion juice will make the toughest guy teary eyed. I'm digging the whole video production thing, but gotta admit, my brain toner is a running a bit low. If you've got ideas please drop me a comment on my MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/trumangreene And while you're at it, check out my photos, H&R Block widgets and my blog...Dulcinea is like a little slice of heaven.

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[teckdeckandsk8er]

or you could just plug it into a wall........

[Dkatt310]

Very good. I heard that Nasa use this recipe to launch rockets by replacing the white onion with fresh chillies (which turn to powder from the heat and the astronauts use for flavour so nothing is wasted)

[alhabbo]

wtf is that?

[janinepritts1]

wtf is this?? wow....

[urgener]

Once we get the FairTax, we'll wonder why it took us so long. It'll eliminate the $300? billion wasted on compliance. Poor people won't pay any taxes because of the Prebate. Criminals and illegals will finally contribute to the tax collection. Prices will likely stay the same, but you'll be able to buy a lot more with your pay check. Do the research. Watch the "Its Time"? FairTax video.

[dtvgmedia]

I got a better idea!

Get the fairtax passed then you wouldn't have to file income taxes anymore, 70k pages of confusing IRS tax code gone. You get to keep 100% of your paycheck

Paying taxes is done simply at the register when you buy new products or services. The fairtax represents a Monster jobs stimulus package.

[urgencyharviefcem]

The Oil companies are trying their best to stop free energy ideas from spreading to common people.

We need to put an end to this corruption ,start generating your own electricity now.

Look for the LT MAGNET MOTOR in youtube video search. Join the Revolution!!

[fokaikid87]

@Eisenmond You tried it huh?

[fokaikid87]

@brierejoe Dude really?

[asskickingdick]

what kind of connection plugs in to vegetables? do i need special drivers?

[pizajiffy]

Of course it's fake but it's funny

[brierejoe]

An absolute moron! I hope no one actually believes this would work. While fruits and vegetables can produce electricity, the way it's hooked up will only yield wasted time and vegetables.