Eagle Rock Senior Class Diss by Aylan (lyrics in description)

It seems the class of 09 cant hold a single event
Without some hynas getting down
Or watching Gabby fall and slip
Chao got fired cost the team the whole season
New coach got tackled for no real reason
Jomar freak dancing and cracking lame jokes
Get off of her, Jomar! She doesnt like being choked.
Cheer up Mereca dont be sad
Im sure that Jomar will make a great dad
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
My name is Aylan Mello
And Im kinda crazy
Happy late birthday to Diana and David
I Heard about your party and Im glad I couldnt make it
Yes, sco theyre all pieces of trash our
Class president doesnt bother coming to class
Some senior girls like to party hard get low
9 months later stuck with eggos that are preggo



As we go on / we remember/ All the years we were forced to spend together
You once told me / We'd be friends forever/ Two months later/ Found someone
better

Time to talk about people I don't care about still
Cause like Miss O'Reily, I'm a bit of a buzz kill
And as Oswald would say thats the crux of it, period
He may have OCD, but its time to get serious
Rule of thumb, and statistically speaking
The 3rd floor restroom seems to be leaking
Like the student walk out we ditched and didnt know why
The school got flooded caught us all by surprise

As we go on / we remember/ All the years we were forced to spend together
You once told me / We'd be friends forever/ A couple months later/ Found someone
better
Senior ditch day was full of fun facts
300 people at 300 different kickbacks
Watching Mario break his leg
Hearing Tinsman goes both ways.

And you know your school staff deserves being admired
When the whole school wants your principal fired
Aw man will you cry at graduation?
Nah Ill jerk across the stage and get a standing ovation
For those watching this on the senior DvD
Pause it right now and kiss me on the TV
Eagle Rock will never be able to teach
How the man rapping on this mic runs naked on the beach

And if I dont see any of you/ For the rest of my life
I think Ill be just dandy/ I think Ill be alright

Now we go on/ To the next level/ Cal State LA and
a Community College in Glendale
We got smarter as we got older
Its just all those pesky drugs and alcohol that made us a little bit slower

Hey there gorgeous in my class stay alert
Last name Wenderoff, first name pervert
Im Kobaissi I complain scream and make a pointless speech
I do everything in my class, well, except for teach



Kids in stoner stadium smoking weed and chillin
Jamie likes to party even more than Paris Hilton
Jayson sings off key, Jazis brain is tiny
I should bag on 08 / they come my school more than me
Speaking of 08 I forgot the kids in Options
But everybody forgot em, so we might as well drop em
Valedictorian.. You think Id let you off the hook?
Yale and PCC are the same in book
Dont come to prom drunk thats what I was told
But the last time I cared for Disney I was 7 years old
The end has finally come and Ive burned you all clean
I'll see all you motha suckas in 2019!

Category:

Comedy

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• aylan
• rap
• eagle
• rock
• high
• school
• senior
• showcase
• diss
• burn
• class
• of
• 09
• 2009
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• vitamin

[wasao2u]

it'd be better if you added pics/effects to it.

rap is good but no one wants to just watch you sit there and sing.

[mofoinla]

there are some people that want to watch me sit and sing. (like me)

plus i'm too lazy to make a slideshow, if you want to make one send it to me and i'll post it

[godnroc13]

that was fucking awesome man!!

[TimKMAhooah]

now do freebird!

[SNwhy]

Fuck you Alon, you whiny bitch. I would've tackled you off stage when you rapped if I didn't care about graduating without assault charges. You should've worked through to promote positive change through an acknowledged medium. You're just bagging on people.

[killerbetch]

hahaa cute and so are

[killerbetch]

hahaaa ur cute

[dontdrip95]

AYLAN YOU DID GREAT! FUCK THE HATERZZZ!!!

[okekemadue]

love it! brilliant and true to life pls!!