Invasion of the Posh Spice Zombies - Prologue: The Return of Lulzo
Transcript: Hello, kids. Lulzo the clown here with a big, bulging sack of naughty fun for all of you bad little boys and girls. I know what you want to ask. Why do you look so strange today, Lulzo? Why are you all sparkly and twinkly like that? Well, recently that nasty Mr. Meany played a cruel joke on poor old Lulzo, and gave your favorite clown a love bug. Digital syphilis, to be precise. Now it burns when I piss. It also burns when I eat, when I breathe and even when I sleep.I thought that Mr. Meany was going to be my special, forever friend, but instead he broke my clown heart into a million little bits of data and gave me a cyber STD that scrambled my brains.Poor, poor Lulzo.. left all alone, to burn in the dark.Well, Mr. Meany is about to learn that you should never kid a kidder. I have a special surprise party planned and Mr. Meany and his little bitch Sweetie are going to be my guests of honor. Doesn't that sound like fun? If you promise not to spoil the surprise, you can come, too. Actually, I insist that you do. I'll be waiting for you... And you.. And you.
How did you do the lightning?
SuperColdturkey 2 years ago
poor Lulzo
coolkit09 2 years ago
oh the dreaded nemesis!
mcasual 2 years ago
Omg he's back! :O
UniqueeSkull 2 years ago