Suraj's Freestyle Rap

A freestyle rap by my friend Suraj. He didn't have any preparation for this, I just gave him a beat and told him to rap. (That's why it doesn't rhyme or make sense)

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Music

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• Suraj
• Rap
• Funny
• Fat
• Indian
• Kid
• hiphop
• india
• belly
• big
• freestyle
• singh
• curry
• aunty
• doctor
• player
• grades
• geekslayer73
• geek
• slayer
• 73
• indian
• house
• glasses
• cricket
• feat
• mumbai
• rap hiphop
• pakistan
• delhi

[senorashish]

Sing this: Yo! My name's Suraj and I like to rap! Can't rhyme worth shit, sound like crap. But with some help from my homies on the net I'll be the best so place your bets! I'll rap like this, and I'll rap like that! Wearing aquamarine shirt, dayamn! I'm fat!! So the next time you see me spit in the mic! You'll be fist pumping, dancing, super-psyched! Don't believe me? Just watch and see! I'll be a chunky, round, Indian emcee! Peace out, muddafuckuuuuzzzzzz!

[senorashish]

Yo! I'm Indian! Come again? You heard me slick! Straight A's, 4.0, ain't no trick! Gonna be a Doctor when I grow up! Not gonna shovel manure or drive a truck! Success is the name of the game! All those lazy non-Indian kids are braindead and lame! That's right, I'mma bust this rap! Ain't no stopping me with yo trap! I ain't takin' no muhfuckin' prisoners! All you niggas are jealous, muddafuckin' losers! Sing that for a rap Seweraj. And post it!

[lexbribri1]

whoo suraj your indian go do the tubla!!! tubla!!! , and im like no man i cant tubla cause im not really that indian, i just came from india!! lmao XD

[senorashish]

This was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. And for that I am grateful because it was also the funniest thing I've ever seen. Hahahahahahaha! You should make more raps, Seweraj.

[chinoAKAtsunami]

indians dot take showers dirty guck holla at me

[tha00end]

my life in a rap

[woahhh192]

Miserable



[ball1ng91]

BENDCHOD CHUTIYE SEWER KA BACHA. SALE BHOSDIKI. GAND ME DANDA DAL. AUR MOO ME LODA

[prytpaji]

Then on diwali I brush my hair and wear my Indian PERFUME?!?! Lololololol

[Deahanne4]

Omg i love this so much it's so funny!