The Mom Jeans- Menopause

The Mom Jeans are back! This time they are battling the heat called Menopause!

Lyrics
Gangsters Wangsters
Up in da club
checking me out
as I sip on some
diet rite, outta sight, we party all night!

Everybody wants all of my loving
can't bake no buns!
I got no oven!
pop lock tootsi roll,
mashpotato, docy doe!

My vagina flew away
then her boobies fell off
i've lost my lady cave
shes putting men on pause!

Menopause, menopause
I put men on pause!
my vagina flew away and my boobies fell of
Menopause, menopause
I put men on pause!
It's a bird! it's a plane! It's my lady cave!

I got no periods in my trunk
so I take boniva once a month
Your bones are gonna break
you can't remember everyday!

The teenage boy's still come to my door
they want my treats, but I got no more!
Pancakes you can never fix! Got no eggs,
eat some trix!

Menopause, menopause
I put men on pause!
my vagina flew away and my boobies fell of
Menopause, menopause
I put men on pause!
It's a bird! it's a plane! It's my lady cave!

I hate to have to say but this really really sucks
and now I'm going to say that I'm totally utterly Fuuuuuuu

fudgesicle, fudgesicle
I laid a fudgesicle in my pants
before I dance, I have to change my underpants!
fudgesicle, fudgesicle
I laid a fudgesicle in my pants
stain stain go away come again some other day!

Menopause, menopause
I put men on pause!
my vagina flew away and my boobies fell of
Menopause, menopause
I put men on pause!
It's a bird! it's a plane! It's my lady cave!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mom
• jeans
• barack
• obama
• the
• wil
• show
• gayle
• sullivan
• menopause
• vagina
• boobies

[ThePieWebShow]

LIKE!

[annaconchetta]

geeze, they look awesome in their shimmer skirt suits and keds.

[StopFear]

Fail at funny

[prettynt210]

catchey tune

[emilynxox]

3 people are going through menopause.

[BamaBoy104]

I love the Hot flash part when they start breathing hard HAHAHAHA

[themusicgalx3]

I loveeee this it's hilarious! One of the funniest vids on YouTube

[jbarter18]

this is great

[lovedheart360]

omg its mostly funny becuase it reminds me of my mom xDDD

[MikeyMacky]

Dear Gayle I love you