Talofofo Falls Remake

Talofofo Falls is a "day resort" on Guam and is billed as having rides and attractions, Yokoi's Cave, a Guam history museum, and two falls in witch to relax. We found the park in complete disrepair with no working attractions and murky, brown water. Join us as we explore Talofofo Falls. Music by Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Dimitri Shostakovich, Need New Body and Bernard Herman.

Category:

Travel & Events

Tags:

• guam
• travel
• talofofo
• falls
• yokoi
• tacky
• cheesy
• ripoff
• parker
• stone
• shostakovich
• need
• new
• body
• herman

[IJustHateThis]

When I move to Guam I'm going to start a movement to take back the falls. We need to find the source of the water contamination and do something to clean it up. Then we need to bulldoze the buildings on the property, starting with the museum and ending with the Medieval fortress entrance...wtf???  Also I think it should be given back to the Taotaomonas for a while. Guela yan Guelu!

[peterparker32]

At least your friend is hot!!! She could pass for Chamorro, if she isn't.

Thanks for saving me $10.00, dude.

[IJustHateThis]

She's my favorite little niyok...you know brown on the outside but white on the inside.

[peterparker32]

You guys make a great couple. Thanks for visiting my islad!

[IJustHateThis]

Everyone says that but we're just best friends. She lives on Guam with her boyfriend.

[ka24240sx]

last time i went there is was sick, koreans(not being racist here) must have written some of the signs since some words were out of place and down right wrong. That is not yokoi's cave too. I went to the real cave once and it was not there, it was next to a crashed japanese zero or something like that. facken greedy people, why lie about that stuff?

[weedfan]

hey yo where do u get that guam poster? i want it bad

[Moniquemichelle]

there's a movement to save the culture and language and I see things written in Korean more than I see Chamorro I say thats a huge problem...ok I'm done

[Moniquemichelle]

ha ha No offence to foreigners but I think the signs should be read in Chamorro

[emmnauta]

I second that motion

[sherina619]

im a chamorro,and dont tease my culture please

[taitano12]

I think I'm gonna be sick. My family and I left right about the time that was being planned. I didn't like the idea then and forgot about it till now. I even featured the falls in a song I'm recording.

Now. . . Well. . . *sigh* If a movement is started, I'll likely join. :-(

[L00KER68]

talofofo falls park. what a disaster. perfect example of what can happen when you allow money hungry outsiders (koreans in this case) to come in and exploit the natural beauty of the island. they end up building a haunted house in the middle of the jungle and a historically inaccurate Guam History Museum. this used to be a charming little nature park with a botanical garden ambiance. today it is a mini theme park with zero value for the visit.

[zytaitano]

Hafa Adai,

great footage. I've been to that little museum down there and I was disappointed at the images portrayed. My people were not wearing loin clothes when the american's came here in 1898. We did not shake hands with the navy officer when he came on the shore. You're right about having to pay the 10 bucks. That sucks!!! I went there when I was younger and it was so much better! We hiked down or took a big truck and it was free and the falls were clean!!