Turbo Tax Rap: Keep Track Of Your Stack

King Loophole, CPA Battle Rap Champion, speaks his mind about Turbo Tax Taking business away from him.
Lyrics: They say don't hate on the player
Hate on the game,
But it hasn't been the same since
Turbo Tax came
To put it very plainly, man I hate it
'Cause I'm a paid accountant reppin' CPA Click
I'm the dude makin' W2's follow the rules
Or 1099's method
cash or accruel.
A big 1040 Good buddy,
But it's cruel
To use Turbo Tax and make me the fool
Why can't to go back the way it used to
You try to on your own and miss things were crucial.
Then you'd have to come crawlin' to me
Gimme all the fees for my fancy degrees
You see,

It's a fact, I'm a thing of the past
You keep track of your stack usin' Turbo Tax
Ahhh
You pay CPA's and your way in the past
Keep track of your stack
Usin' Turbo Tax!

For the ladies I meet, I like walks on the beach
Flow to the beat, and deduct receipts.
Big deal Turbo Tax won editor's choice
Of PC magazine
They aint got my voice!
Turbo Tax
Easy, Fast, Secure and Accurate
But there's certain aspects of this thing you don't get
I was crunchin' numbers in my bassinette
My playpen was dividends
I'm born to kick assets
So if you cut me out of your filing scheme
That would depreciate my self esteem

You pay CPA's and your way in the past
Keep track of your stack
Usin' Turbo Tax!

I'm sick of Turbo Tax bein' #1 rated
I'm sick of people tellin me my method's outdated
I'm sick of people offerin' courses of instruction
On how Turbo Tax got them Maximum deductions

They be the audit killa
Cuttin' way into my scrilla
So this be an appeal to my boy Vanilla
Turbo Tax be givin' me a case of hypertension
C'mon, shut your computer off and file an extension

You pay CPA's and your way in the past
Keep track of your stack
Usin' Turbo Tax!

You pay CPA's and your way in the past
Keep track of your stack
Usin' Turbo Tax!

Written/Directed/Performed by: John Borges
Produced by: Jessica Grimshaw/John Borges
Music by: Ron Pipes III
Director of Photography: Scott Reus
Gaffer: Robert Streeper
Edited by: John Borges

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Turbo
• Tax
• Rap
• Comedy
• Vibe
• Hip
• Hop
• Rider

[mnpena]

you sound like eminem!!!lol

[bananouz85]

why is this not on itunes...?? somebody please tell!! ...jajajajajajajajaja... awesome dude!

[RammsteinOLive]

@mnpena Hes more like The Lonlely Islands :)

[TheAbridgingSeries]

How did this guy not win? Really!!

[iminlyman]

no he sounds like weird al yankovik

[mikeysa]

born to kick some assets lol truly genius

[dtvgmedia]

Nice video, but who needs turbo tax when you have the FairTax.

Under the fairtax there are about 86% fewer tax filers. Those filers will be business only. Additionally their 5th grade child could file the forms.

Imagine about 5 billion fewer hours spent filing taxes next year, spent instead doing things you would rather be doing.

[joshuarobinson25]

i love da beat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[litebug12345]

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[callogician]

agree

[KGX16]

its like geek rap attack

[BADAZZR3TURNZ]

he looks fat