This is just...awful. It looks like a kid's first attempt with 3D Studio Max. How did Sega approve this trash? And yes, Rouge is naked. This aired in Pakistan, and the language (other than butchered English) is Urdu.
roXen of the GamePro forums has translated this commercial! It's saying:
Let's go and eat a happy meal and get Sega Games from McDonald's!
Tails Soccer!
Sonic Skateboard!
Rogue and Amy Tennis!
Cream Flower Catch!
Shadow Basketball!
Knuckles Baseball!
Play and have fun "to the fullest extent/your heart's desire!"
Make lots of commotion!
And tell your friends too......let's go eat a Happy Meal!
Let's go, Let's go to McDonald's and bring Sega games!
A junker happy meal crime! Our McDonalds says Sega game Slime!
Tails Sucker!
Sonic Sketbored!
Roug and Emy Tennis!
CREAM BUTT-FLOBBER CATCH!!
Shadow Basketbar!
Knuckles Bessboll!
Cheeseburger pill killing! Hoogala! I'm a vagina! Hot sauce with a bit of flying! Chorrocho, the happy meal kind!
Jonah, Jonah, McDonalds says: SEGA GAME SLIME!!
ToonWatcher3000 1 week ago 36
Knuckles Piss Ball
mmaaat123 1 week ago 3