Hilariously Bad Pakistan Sonic Heroes Happy Meal Commercial - 2004

This is just...awful. It looks like a kid's first attempt with 3D Studio Max. How did Sega approve this trash? And yes, Rouge is naked. This aired in Pakistan, and the language (other than butchered English) is Urdu.
roXen of the GamePro forums has translated this commercial! It's saying:

Let's go and eat a happy meal and get Sega Games from McDonald's!
Tails Soccer!
Sonic Skateboard!
Rogue and Amy Tennis!
Cream Flower Catch!
Shadow Basketball!
Knuckles Baseball!
Play and have fun "to the fullest extent/your heart's desire!"
Make lots of commotion!
And tell your friends too......let's go eat a Happy Meal!
Let's go, Let's go to McDonald's and bring Sega games!

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[RandomScoutAUT]

0:00 ARINKA HEPPI MILKA AME MECDONELDS SECRT GEMS LAIF

0:06 TELLS SOCCA

0:10 SONEC SKETBORD

0:14 ROG AND EME TENNES

0:18 CREM PLOFT PLOPA KETCH

0:22 SHEDOW BUSKETBULL

0:25 NOCKOS BESBOLL

0:30 Horrible pakistan voice

[troy7245]

Our children & happy meals that are cut, McDonalds & SEGA kiss us! Hey, sucker! Sonic Sketchbored! Wrong, and any tennis! Cream's Puffed flower catch! Shadow Bustedbored! And balls Baseball! Cheap burgers have milk on them! But WHOO!! AND LOOK , I'M A GIANT Also theyre made from lions! Were not kind! Join us, join us McDonalds sway! SEGA kiss slime!

[ahmed nazar]

what the beeeeb happend to rouge???

[Ryan Meehan]

what just happened? now i have to watch 10 hours of the skyrim theme to drown this out.

[Fettige Finger]

at the beginning of every new scene you hear the same drum clip.

[RileyBlackfox]

You asshole, you made me choke on my sandwich.

[Ziko577]

I think the guy said vagina toward the end.

[horsyhatcat]

besbaw

[gokinoX3]

I see this man has excellent control over the english language

[squirps1]

Mcdonalds Had Awesome Toys Back Then )':

[BeeGirlLive123]

I'M SCARED

[thebdboy778]

shit my mistake I sounded like a douche, sorry. :(