Every Seven -- Never Been Laid

Every Seven -- Never Been Laid

The Official Music Video! Directed by Steve & Stewart

Lyrics:

I know this guy, his name is Nick
He has a dick but there's not much use for it
Cuz he doesn't stick it in any 'ginas unless they're synthetic
Cuz he's

Never Been Laid (x16)

Maybe its cuz he has intestinal gas problems
Maybe its cuz he jerks of way too much
Maybe its cuz he's homosexual
Maybe he just doesn't have the magic touch
He's

Never Been Laid (x16)

[Convo]
- Hey Stewart
- Yeah Mike?
- I don't know about Nick man, I noticed he's never with any girls and he watches a lot of porn that focuses mainly on the guys' dicks, I think there could be something wrong with him
-Yeah I know what you mean, when I caught him jacking off to gay porn, I thought there was something wrong with him too
- Hey I promised not to tell anyone, but last week I caught him and Burch sticking cucumbers up each other's asses
- Cucumbers?
- Yeah, and not just cucumbers . . . BIG cucumbers.

Maybe Nick's Gay (x16)

[Nick]
Hey guys come here check this out alright. So, I'm at the bowling alley right, and this chick comes up to me, and she was, you know, like 200 pounds but she was still hot! Ans so she was like 'how you doin' and I said 'how you doin'? And then I was like 'have you ever seen the back seat of a BMW? and she was like 'whole buncha times' and I was like 'oh well, you wanna see it again'? And she said 'ok.' So, we went outside and I took her to the back seat of the car and then . . . guess what?

I finally got laid! (x16)
. . . just yesterday.

Category:

Music

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• never
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• punk
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[LOLCOW164]

nice dude awesome song XD

[nickydvis]

wow lol

[GtheJAR]

2:33 wtf was he doing in the closet? O.o xD

[TheConman27]

HAHAHA, nice!

[ilovehim174]

good vid guys:) btw ur lead singer... the one that takes off the wig in the end... is reallyyyyyy cute=]

[jzapert]

Looks like a documentary to me!

[bogdan135]

haha! This is excellent.

[nicktesta]

4168 views. Are you kidding me?

[maverickkil]

Funny XD keep making video :D

[jiriterp]

nice vid xD

[joojicf]

omg! cxD I lold great song! ]]