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Flight of the Conchords - Mutha'uckers

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Uploaded by on Jul 20, 2008

Lyrics:

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas

I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On A.P.
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll fee me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Come on

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas

The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra-
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
... an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
... a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my
Everybody come on!

Yeah
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh

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  • I'm gonna juice the mutha ucker! He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!

    my favorite line. ahaha <3

  • Youre gonna wake up in a smoothie

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  • not meaning to complain but you notice how the first time they say muthauckas it skips.

  • 4 people woke up in a smoothie

  • you wanna brown delicious to the face?

  • Love the way Jemaine waves his shoulders when saying "Fort-night-ly" and "Minus a twenty-five - dollar penalty" :D

    And the best part is when the bank writes on his slip "We're all mother-*uckers and we're *ucking with your shi*"!!

  • Everybody come on!

    * silence *

    YEA! :D

  • "Yeah, get your shitty bikes and get outta here before I peel your beard off!"

  • AZIZ ANSARI!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

  • Mango!!

  • I just realized hes in dinner for schmucks

  • This song reminds me of vevo

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