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@Marauder1981 Patron's a higher shelf tequila than the house first pour (ideally a middle shelf spirit but usually a lower shelf). When someone just orders a bourbon/rum/tequila/whatever you send them the first pour. Catch is, some people decide to come to a bar and say 'I want a rum and coke' and then get upset when they get the first pour. These people originated after Adam and Eve were expelled from Eden and exist today as God's persistant curse on humanity.
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because your a fag, he deliberately did that to fuck with your brain.
go fuck a napkin you retard pencildick
and don't bother to reply because I don't give a fuck about what you have to say, you fucking assrapecockmaster
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WOO!
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Mojitos? What coke soaked basehead dick are you sucking on? It goes from rail tequila to Patron...not Mojitos. How the fuck do you pour a mojito shot from a tequila bottle?
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@Marauder1981 he orders four tequilas. and after that he changes them to mojito. and then he ends up with 8 drinks. and then the bartender just downs the tequilas
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I dont get this one
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@keep7smiling HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH! it's fucking annoying ._.
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in soviet russia the bartender is polite when you buy a beer for 5 bucks + 1 tip
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Niko! Lets go drinking!
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my friend!



In Soviet Russia, the bartender orders the drinks.
Sparta4always 11 months ago 175
Why does that idiot actor cough as the other one talks
chinwaggler 5 months ago 147