Emo Song

If you don't watch this video, we will cut ourselves.

audio: http://thosearentmuskets.blogspot.com/2008/03/cheer-up-musket-kids.html

Lyrics:

Last night, I had the saddest dream
You said that we weren't meant to be
I woke up alone, and I knew it was true
I'm calling to tell you what you made me do

I had to cut myself
To make the pain leave
And I'll do it again
Unless you go out with me

Cut myself
Baby

Six months later, and we're still together
But I can't help thinking things used to be better
I remember all those afternoons when you dried my tears
Before you said you were dating me just because of your fears

That I would cut myself
But seriously
I'm going to cut myself
Unless you say you love me

Cut myself
Cut myself
Feel guilty

Now we watch TV and you snuggle in my hoody
Suddenly I realize I've sprung a monster woody
I know that you're tired from cooking my spaghetti
But if I don't get release soon I just might be ready

To cut myself
I'll do it again
I'm going to bleed on your shit
Unless you make like the wind

And blow me

Oh, I don't want to cut myself but you make me sad
You should know that when I cut myself it hurts really bad
Just like it hurts when I don't get me nachos
Go get me some nachos

Or I'll cut myself
Cut myself
Cut myself

Because that's how I roll
As long as I've got blood and angst I've got full control
I mean it this time, the razor's right here
Although I may feel better if I get a cold beer

Who knows?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• aren't
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• emo
• song
• music
• video
• I'll
• cut
• myself
• spoof
• parody
• funny
• sketch

[Sorinphyre]

I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself for me.

[TheTapdancingChrist]

@tannersalley Holy shit, Charles Dickens. I didn't watch this video to proof read a biography.

[kidsworldable]

Oh my gosh! Swaim!

[bizzolizzo]

0:45 

[WildCardFive]

So this is what Tom Delonge did after Blink.

[19JordanBoii98]

This is offensive to 'Emo's' :/

[Geezart1982]

This never gets old... I loved it a year ago and I STILL love it XD

[username4038]

LMFAo

[4Silent0Lette8]

I Didn't Want You To Cut Urself,

(Without Me Of Course)

So I Watch'd.

Now Gimme Thaa Knife && Heresz My Emo Smile For You----> :(

[YodaTomassi]

Cut your self.

[shittyfagg]

@Bannedforfun shoulda done it right mate.

[GypsyBoyfb]

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