"River Tam Beats Up Everyone" trailer (xkcd tribute)

Comic at http://xkcd.com/311
I *feel* that, man.
And I can't make that movie... but I can make (a total hackwork of) a trailer for it! With the scenes in which River Tam is beating people up!

(So can you, commenters with advice! Your constructive criticism is appealing, but it's very unlikely that I'll ever do anything with this again. Just please post yours as a response to this so I'll know where to find it!)

(songs used, for reference purposes: 'A Million Ways' by OK Go, 'Combat Baby' by Metric, and 'TKO' by Le Tigre.)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• river
• tam
• beats
• up
• everyone
• xkcd
• fake
• trailer
• serenity

[joehardflec]

I find your comment to be lacking in any notable content, and factually wrong on many levels, examples as shown below...

-Summer Glau

P.S. I can kill you with my brain

[LegendaryKirby]

From the director of SNAKES ON EVERY PLANE!

[cinnamonbrandylite]

Okay, here's what I want. They're re-modeling my local mall. I want River Tam, 17 times life size, splayed across the ceiling of it.

You know what I'm talking about...

[1RavynSkye]

A big budget, great director etc., etc., yeah yeah... but not to mention a ballerina/actress that can literally move her body in almost impossible looking ways and still make it look natural and graceful. It might be brainless but that doesn't even MATTER when I can see her hyper-flexibility and realize that is what my body DREAMS of doing someday... I would watch her for two hours in nothing but fight scenes, as River OR Cameron.

[NevillesGran]

I would SO pay $10 to see that on a big screen. Can the other characters make cameos appearances? Zoe kicks ass, too, you know. Ab=nd Simon and Kaylee are the verse's most adorable couple.

[matongu]

@mbabitt who else would we be?

[iruleurworld11]

@LegendaryKirby

Its much worse than last time

[mystiemyth]

An entire movie of just River kicking but. I'd watch it ( several times).

[11proser11]

some sort of formula needs to be rendered here. Something about Summer Glau kicking ass over time vs. box office sales.

[GirlwithSwordandBow]

I would see this, an I don't even like pure actions movies, but just to sit and watch Summer Glau fight for 2 hours, bliss.....

[HowToCatchAFirefly]

CHECK YES

[vinco00]

I NEED to make this movie. Without a doubt.