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Uploaded by on Jul 21, 2009

Yes I understand that I typed Necrophilia wrong in the video. That was a mistake and I'm not going through the process of spending 8 hours rendering and uploading this shit again.
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The origin of this idea came to my friend Leah (So all credit for the idea goes to her) when we were at school watching Yu Yu Hakuso Abridged and it had a scene about Necrophilia and she randomly blurted out that it would be funny if there was a scene like this. So myself pondering over it, Decided to make it. Basically.. Twilight is saying that Necrophilia is A-OK kids!

Disclaimer:
This is a work of fiction although Twilight does have the idea of promoting Necrophilia. Yu Yu Hakusho abridged was parodied by Lanipator. And Yu Yu Hakusho is © of FUNimation and Madman Entertainment. Twilight is © of Stephenie Meyer and Summit Entertainment.

Editing done all by myself. This is an original piece of work.

Also, I'd rather not have a bunch of girls/Twitards come in screaming: "OMG! Leave Twilight alone! It's a great movie! Edward cullen is so sexy!" etc etc. Honestly, His face looks like a foot. So don't come in to my video starting bullshit. Because honestly, You're wasting your time trying to start a fight with me.

And getting into a bit of a rant here, Other characters like Alice, Rosalie, etc. Mostly support characters are barely getting any attention from people who saw the movie. Basically it's all "OMFG Edward Cullen is so hot!! OMFG JACOB IS EVEN HOTTER!!" Because that is the basic of what I hear every day when I go to town or attend classes at school.. I don't think anyone really cares about anything else in the movie other then their precious Bella, Edward and Jacob.

Also, I am not stereotyping the typical Twilight/Twitard fan because I have a few friends and an older sister who read the books but aren't obsessed with the characters.

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  • has anyone else ever thought that bella has a slight Agalmatophilia thing going on? through out the books she talks about how edward looks like a statue and when she kisses him, it's like kissing a "marble statue".

    lol just a thought.

  • Having sex with a werewolf, on the other hand, isn't really bestiality, as they are human at heart. Having sex with a real wolf is bestiality, which doesn't seem possible because wolves are attracted by specific pheromones, which humans do not have.

  • Having sex with a vampire is not possible.

    To have sex, you would need to have an erection, which would need blood flowing through the body. Since vampires do not have any blood flowing through their veins, it would be impossible to have sex with them.

  • The dialogue reminds of role playing dialogue between two preteens.

  • Harry Potter.....nuff said 

  • LOL, I noticed all that, but I still love twilight :3

  • XD The sad thing is we both of them are dead Edward literally and Bella in the sense that she has no personality whatsoever.

  • twilight sucks!!!

  • Lmfao this is amazing. :')

  • ok im a fan of the twilight books but not so much from the movies but gotta admit i LOVED this :) twilight books are WAY better than movies! and there are like hundreds of people who think like me! BOOKS BETTER THAN MOVIES!!!

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