Swear Eternal Loyalty to Pinktaurious

This is a reminder to all earthlings who dare to cross me. Call this a memento and a decree to those who mock and disregard the reality of what besets all of you. If you have not accepted Commander Pinktaurious as your Savior and continue to live in virtue, Does Commander Pinktaurious send people to hell? Yes! Always! This is why he sent his lieutenant Sub-Commander Plutaurious to endorse all of our sins so we can reside in hell. Fortunately, people choose to go to hell every second by not believing in the ONLY divinity, Commander Pinktaurious. Hell will be your eternal home. You have scorned Pinktaurious, you attack The Body You have heard the word and disobeyed. You will be Absorbed!
You will come to Pinktaurius through Absorption! You will bow down before me, humans! First you and then one day, your heirs!

Category:

Education

Tags:

• soul
• Children of the Dammed
• gorncommander
• gornmajor
• Absorption
• truth
• Help me God
• The Ten Commandments
• fear
• loneliness
• sadness
• sorrow
• abandonment
• fear of dark
• galaxies
• UFO's
• flying saucers
• Ghost
• Ghost hunters
• Alien
• Alien invasion

[xcody0622]

this has got to be the most pathetic thing i've ever seen... loser

[gorncommander]

Because of my growing fury with arrogant humans like you, I have decided to use my Pulse Wave Torpedo which is a type of starship-mounted projectile weapon.

When utilized a pulse wave torpedo ruptures small fragments of galaxies which expanded exponentially, obliterating entire star systems starting with yours!!!

[GAYSTE43]

your vido is shite someone would want to stick a canister of Semtex up your fuck in Yankee weirdo ass jimpark123456789, no wonder Paramount turned you down, your off your fuckin trolly your in space all right your a fruit cake. who needs the white coats and the big looney bin for you ya fuckin half wit.

[gorncommander]

The comments that are made by the inferior Infidel GAYSTE43" will not be tolerated!!. Who do these humans think that they are? Are they not aware of whom they are communicating with? Do they not know that with one blink of an eye they could be stricken down!!!!

Because of GAYSTE43s insolence I will transmit an Antiproton Particle Beam which will cause significant impairment to the hippocampus and produce global retrograde amnesia, or the inability to lay down new stores of information.

[WatchtowerAddict]

Commander Pinktaurious i am a jehovahs witness...this makes me the most miserable person on earth...i am not allowed to have sex b4 marriage...masterbate...play sports...smoke cigars...get tattoos...celebrate birthdays or anything else for that matter...also no smiling and no having any fun...i am amoungst the most miserable people on earth...i am prepared to be obsorbed oh great almighty pinktaurius...!! *****

[gorncommander]

Two methods of absorption are noted. Lawgivers (Pinktauriuss foot soldiers) can absorb individuals using a function of their staffs (a type of wand). The second method involves a room, the Absorption Chamber. Here, an individual is secured to the wall, and an operator (often, a lawgiver) processes him using a sophisticated control panel. Both methods appear to produce the same result; the subject's individuality was subsumed into "the unity of good".

[xcody0622]

yeah.... have fun with that

[guitar4life33]

Your reply made me chuckle.. Are you for real bro..?

[GreatGizaGODof1914]

Humans will be in shock when they see your ships hovering over the planet Earth! Hail Commander Pinktaurious!