GLOBAL WARMING'S GOOD FOR YOU - Ben Sheehan

As seen on Gawker (http://bit.ly/dlOosd), Explore Music (http://bit.ly/fRkzKl), and Funny Or Die (http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3v87).

An original song about the positive benefits of Global Warming. Written, Performed, and Produced by Ben Sheehan. Directed and Edited by Chris Whitman. Starring Ben Sheehan, Kunal Tandon, Ali Kresch, and Riki Sheehan.

LYRICS:
Scientists are claiming that our planet's in decline
They say that if we don't go green the earth will not survive
But what if all their facts are wrong, and everyone's been had
And in reality the changing climate's not that bad...
If the polar ice caps melt, there'll be more water to drink
And the roaches that infest your foreclosed home could all become extinct
Surfers will ride tidal waves, deserts might get rain
And streaking would be awesome in a global hurricane

'Cause when the ozone layer up above evaporates
It means that we'll get better tans from stronger UV rays
Lakes would dry, trees would die, but I have to think it's true
If all of us are still around in 2022
There's only one conclusion we could possibly come to
Global warming's good for you

Now democrats are using stats to frighten soccer moms
Who only let their kids outside with SPF 300 on
And republicans pretend that each sign is just a lie
'Cause Exxon gives them $20,000 for every motion they deny

And when the ozone layer up above evaporates
It means that we'll get better tans from stronger UV rays
Greenhouse gas will fill the sky, three-eyed fish will multiply
But if the world is still around in 2022
Then I say 'keep on burning up those precious fossil fuels'
'Cause there's just one conclusion we could possibly come to
Global warming's good for you

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[Yessj]

Awesome!

Where'd you film the video?

[bensheehanmusic]

@Yessj At Coney Island in New York!

[tsharpmac420]

I hope they are right i live 100 miles from the beach, it would make it a shorter trip or i could get lucky and walk away from this shit with some beach front property

[JMSmooth7]

Ben, have you been working out?

[Atiraba7]

Spf 300... Lol

[Yessj]

@bensheehanmusic

Oh, I recognize it now. I'm from Brooklyn myself... the fog effect makes it unrecognizable.

I saw you first at union square some time back... if you ever play any live shows you can count on me being there!