Bo Burnham- H-O-A-R (with lyrics)

Lyrics to H-O-A-R :

Well I'm the girl for every high school guy
Yeah I got everything
A little shirt and a skirt so high
Every month you can spot a cotton tampon string
I'll drop my books and then I'll bend and then I'll bend a little more
Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friend
Well that bitch is a whore

With a capital H-O-A-R
Ignorance is bliss
Who needs feminism
With an ass like this
And a capital H-O-A-R
You guys liking what you see
Cause if beauty's on the inside
You might as well go inside me

Well I'm the guy for that high school girl
Yeah partying is my life
In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym
And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife

You know I like to hang loose
No way! So does my crotch
Well I hope you brought your man juice
Cause I bought scotch

With a Capital One No-Hassle card
Stolen from my dad
Dignity is overrated
Self respect's a fad
Well I'm like a game of baseball
Cause there's something you might catch
Well and if you put out
I'd say that we're a perfect
I'd say that we're a perfect
I guess that we're a perfect match
A perfect match
A perfect match

All Credit Goes To Bo Burnham
http://www.youtube.com/boburnham

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Comedy

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[ledfan348]

like if you know some hoars

[iamninjattack]

in ireland thats kinda how we spell whore...

[SuperSpensir]

i wonder if he knows if he spelled whore wrong

[Eyulfable]

@iamninjattack In Soviet Russia, that's how whore spells you.

[drzfynest65]

@stcshannah1234 Not completely sure, but from that angle it looks like it says "Can you please use that in a sentence?"

[stcshannah1234]

can someone tell me what that speech bubble says?

[IceMetalPunk]

I love the satire, but can you name one woman who doesn't think Bo "might as well go inside [her]"?

[IceMetalPunk]

@TwoSizesTwoSmall Yep. Hoary is a word.

[povavato]

dignity is overrated, self-respect's a fad. amen to that hahaha xD

[TwoSizesTwoSmall]

I had this song in my head for a week because it was a vocabulary term in my English class. Apparently, its a shakespeare insult for someone with grey hair...

[TakesofLife]

@xAshleeKristine yep, that's reaction I was going for ;P

[xAshleeKristine]

@TakesofLife loooolwut.