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Lady Has Bustle (Baby Got Back parody video)

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Published on Jan 1, 2013

Simply a parody song by a fan of steampunk - not intended to offend, insult, or generate income. Just having fun!

LYRICS:
Oh good heavens, Rebecca! Gaze upon her posterior. It is vulgar in the extreme. She resembles one of those airship-captain's doxies! But honestly, who can comprehend those roguish adventurers? Certainly, they only associate with her because she bears the common stamp of a draggle-tailed guttersnipe. It strains credibility how very - noticeable, how prominent - I say! - it's deplorable! She's quite simply... Steampunk!

Men favor large bustles and I cannot fib
You gentlemen may find me glib
But when a lady slips by with her cage in the sky
Then you don't need to ask why
You just swoon, take out your salts
Now claim her for the next waltz
She's bold and her fashion's daring
You know that you can't stop staring
These ladies are worth the hype
So take their daguerreotype
Those old boys try to counsel you
But that bustle creates such voodoo

Ooh, handsome bounder
Don't be tempted to try to hound her
Just woo her, woo her
Don't you even think of trying to fool her
You see her dancing
She'd appreciate some romancing
For she's sweet, neat
And that bustle is packing heat
She's tired of being told
That her fashion sense is old
Take a roguish man and see him smirk
She has to wear a skirt

So gents! (Yes?) Gents! (Yes?)
Has your lady a bustle dress? (Oh yes!)
Tell her to twirl it! (Twirl it!) Twirl it! (Twirl it!)
Twirl that party dress!
Lady has bustle!

(Tea-party face with an airship ruffle)
Lady has bustle!

They like them flounced, and long
And made of fabric strong
And when she goes up stairs, you must be careful sir
That you don't step on her
For she'll box your ears
Oh my! and again, Oh! My!
I shan't tell you again sir
For that behavior is for the birds

You like a challenge?
Then chivalry's a must sir
Find a girl with bustle
And then you're in for a tussle

You may watch a kinetiscope
And see scrawny women thin as a rope
A real man wants ruffles
They know they need a bustle
A word to the genteel fellow, you know we like you
We won't ever spite you
But we must be quite frank when we say that we want
A debonair man
Steampunk is most sublime
A lot of punks won't like this rhyme
For they're too busy trying to define it
While the rest of us want to play
For we're here from far and near
And we wish to have a lovely time, dear

So, Darlings! (Yes?) Darlings! (Yes?)
Have we made our point at last? (Oh yes!)
Then turn around! Show it off!
And no one will dare to scoff!
Lady has bustle!

Lady has bustle!

Director: Katherine Stewart
DP and Editor: Christopher Sheffield
from an idea by Katherine Stewart and Sue Kaff

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