Is Jesus Christ an Alien in the Bible?

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Jesus makes it clear that even though he is in human form, he is not from Earth. Therefore he is from somewhere else. This makes him a self-admitted alien.

Additionally, Jesus being created by artificial insemination is now more believable to us than a magical spirit although, understandably, 2,000 years ago, the reverse would have been true.

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[formless777]

@Starpass

So what you are saying is that you have schizophrenic episodes and they make you happy ? Sad.

[Starpass]

@formless777 If you really have a deep understanding of every parable Jesus testified to I wish you would tell me. I would really like to know although only by being raised up can one SEE and UNDERSTAND properly what He was telling us. When He spoke; it wasn't to ones face; it was to their mind like the way it is supposed to be. I haven't read the whole bible but a few weeks ago the spirit came over me and I was commanded to read it. This happened twice. I Believe; It makes me happy

[formless777]

@Starpass

Not so Starpass, I am an erudite scholar of anthropology, and I know your silly cult's horrific history and teachings better than you do, and that is why I consider it ridiculous and evil, while you being ignorant of your own religion still think it is worthy and pertinent, even when presented with good evidence to the contrary. Who indeed is the blind child in this scenario ?

[Starpass]

@formless777 You are nothing more than a blind kid. 

[abby495]

@silverwave00 I think they're here 2.5 light years away and approaching.Look at this you tube video .'New mothership caught on amateur telescope'

[XavierNinnis]

@Starpass It pretty amusing, and not a little telling, to see the number of comments you've deleted.

I suppose in a way it's to your credit that, while utterly incapable of effectively countering formless777's points, at least when you have had your ass handed to you, you've demonstrated that you're capable of recognizing, albiet sometimes belatedly, that fact.

[hehefromhere]

jesus was a cool motherfucker :D

goddman jews why did the have to kill this c00l alien!? :D

[rubenmorales19]

@silverwave00 Nobody says that heaven is in earth itself, cause that would be preety stupid.

[ahbilyon]

@combatbootstim and i dont think he needed adam,eve, jesus,moses and noah aka humans to do his work either.either god is human with more advance technology than man or is a spirt full of nothing who posses others to do his work with weak power.the bible talks and exsplain the looks and movement of a flying moving vechicle but good ole christains skip those parts

[combatbootstim]

I don't think God needs rockets, hes God remember.