Love at First Pick Up Line - Episode 1

LAFPUL- Episode 1
I walked to the club.
Yes, i walked.
This is what i did when my mom got drunk and went out with my steploser.
I walked in the front door to hear the music blaring.
I liked this place.
My second home: Big A's Club.
I saw the groups of guys crowded around the bar.
Probably a 'hot stripper'.
Yes, im 100% straight.
Yes, im 100% female, also.
I straightened out my skirt, and walked to the bar, bursting through the group of guys.
"One shot of razz vodka." i ordered, watching as the bartender poured my shot.
I chugged it, turning around to a silent crowd of guys.
I shrugged, and walked to the couches in the S.W corner of the bar.
I owned this corner.
There was a little big haired chick sitting in my seat.
"Get up."
"What?" she asked.
"Get. Up." i repeated.
She stood up.
"Easy, huh?" i teased, sitting down in my seat.
She gasped and kicked me as she walked away.
I stared at her, then ran after her, pulling her hair, banging her head against the floor.
She screamed in pain, as big and tall body guards rushed out and pulled us off each other.
"BITCH!" i yelled, being tugged on by a tall muscular dude.
"WHORE, BITCH, HOE!" she yelled, also being tugged on.
They threw us into a small room, and sat us down in front of each other.
"Fucking whore!" she yelled.
"I was told not to speak." i smiled up at the body guard.
"You touched my ass." i mouthed to him.
He nodded, smirking.
I winked, then turned back to the girl.
"Whats your fucking name?" i asked.
"Selena. Whats your's?" she asked.
Finally, she didnt curse at me for once.
"Demi."

{put 'this is a nemi story' in your comment!}
:D i felt bad for torturing you guys. (:

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• nemi
• demi
• lovato
• nick
• jonas

[hannah042305m]

this is a nemi story =P

Good so far, kinda funny scene, lol, just to me, I laugh at that stuff, i didnt laugh, just thought it was funny, lol, I am weird :P awesoem so far :D !

[iLoveTelena]

ahaha i actually laughed at this comment. XD

[djpuppy85]

this is a nemi story? i wanted telena lol.

jay kay. its still good!

loveed it :)

great job best friend!

It's amazing :D

[iLoveTelena]

thanks!!

[SelTwiDemJBMil244]

this is a nemi story... UNFORTUNATELY! :(

i'm just gonna pretend nick is joe :)

yeah, i know, im a genius! (not really...)

at least is finally out.

it's a really cool story line.

[iLoveTelena]

sorry!

but im starting a new series (its Jemi!) and im uploading the trailer for it tomorrow.

i think its definitely as good as this one. (:

[SymphonyRay6]

u should def have taylena too!

[fakerocker109]

this is a nemi story.

L0L,is Nick the bodyguard touching her butt?L0L

[gabbyiCute]

this is a nemi story love it!

[NicholasAndDemetria]

this is a nemi story.

i just started reading this and it's great! :D

[iluvedwardbellax]

it reminds me ofjust friends

[hannah042305m]

Thanx...

:Pjk, I know, probally, i am kinda brainless, lol, so my comments probally sound brainless, so some people laugh, lol, is that why?? XD nvm, i just got up idk!!!!!!!!!! :P

[kp6061]

this is a nemi story

this is a nemi story

this is a nemi story

this is a nemi story

good ep....can't wait for trhe next one....<3

[leliegurl]

awsome