AT THE GYM.
Ashley: Im going over to those machines.
Selena: Ill go with you.
Nick: Ill be over at the weight lifting working out these babies. [flex his biceps]
Miley: yea yea your strong we get it. [mumbles] show off
Selena: [laughs] come on Ashley there is two seats between that guy.
Miley: Ill be on the treadmill.
WITH SELENA AND ASHLEY
??: 2, 3, [sees Ashley and selena] 97, 98,
Selena: [sits on the machine next to him]
Ashley: [sits on the other side]
??: 99, 100. [stops and wipes his forhead] woo what a workout. 100 of those.
Ashley: hey selena I thought 4 comes after 3
Selena: it does but apparent he doesnt know how to count. [they both laugh]
??: Im Corbin by the way and you are? [to Ashley]
Ashley: Im not interested.
Selena: and plus if you were trying to get at a girl, next time dont use the 1 skip number 99 to 100 method.
Ashley: because weve heard that thousand of time.
Selena: actually thousand and one times. [they both laugh]
Corbin: ooh I see. So you girls are committed?
Selena: no not at all. Actually my boyfriend is here. [points to nick]
Corbin: ooh your boyfriends the one with all the girls staring at while working out?
Selena: what? [looks at nick and sees hes surrounded by girls] [gets up and walks over to him]
Corbin: so I guess its just you and me
Ashley: actually Im going to the treadmill. [gets up and starts to walk over to the treadmill]
Corbin: [runs in front of her and blocks her way]
Ashley: can you move?
Corbin: not until I get what I want.
Ashley: and what do you want?
Corbin: ooh I think you know.
Ashley: okay then. [knees him]
Corbin: WHAT THE HELL?
Ashley: self-defense. Duhh.
Miley: [runs over] what happened?
Ashley: he tried to get me so I did self-defense.
WITH SELENA
Selena: [walks over to nick] move it or lose it ladies. This is mines.
Nick: [stops and sits up] hey what is everyone doing here?
RANDOME GIRL#1: aww look your all sweating how about I wipe that for you? [grabs her towels and is about to touch nicks body.
Selena: [grabs her hand] what did I just say this body is all mines so if you dont mind I would like to talk to my boyfriend.
RANDOM GIRL #2: and who says hes your man?
Nick: she is my girlfriend. [grabs her and pulls her on his lap]
Selena: eww nick your all sweaty.
Nick: Im not sweating, Im glistening.
Selena: yea your sweating.
Nick: okay ladies shows over.
[everyone leaves]
Nick: so where were you?
Selena: well I was gonna go work out some more but—[stomach groars]
Nick: let me guess your hungry?
Selena: [nods]
Nick: lets go tell ash and miles.
[they go tell Ashley and miley]
Ashley: so well meet you at the house?
Nick: maybe
Selena: and why is that?
Nick: youll see.
Miley: bring me back some food.
Selena: Ill think about it. [holding nicks hand] come on.
Nick: later guys
Ashley and miley: [waves goodbye]
Ashley: lets go too. I wanna head to the spa.
Miley: yea we can get demi to treat us.
Ashley: nice. Lets call her. [takes out her phone] well maybe we should call her in about an hour or two.
Miley: why?
Ashley: its only 7. How about we just head home, take a shower and head to the mall
Miley: yea but and I have to get some new clothes you know since Mondays the first day of school.
Ashley: true that. [they both laugh and head home]
AT THE HOUSE
Cody: [wakes up] I wonder where did everyone go.
Vanessa: [walks downstairs] morning cody. Mind if you wake everyone up?
Cody: morning V. sure. [yells] WAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!
[everyone rush downstairs]
Kevin: [YELLING] STOP DROP AND ROLL [he does so]
[everyone is just looking at him]
Joe: kev its not on fire. Cody here just wants to wake everyone up.
Demi: [walks downstairs rubbing her eyes] gosh dont have to yell. Some people are trying to get their beauty sleep.
David: like??
Demi: me.
Joe: baby your already beautiful. [kisses her cheek]
Aj: I want pancakes and waffles.
David: [groans] Aj hush please Im trying to sleep
Cody: [wakes up] I wonder where did everyone go.
Vanessa: [walks downstairs] morning cody. Mind if you wake everyone up?
Cody: morning V. sure. [yells] WAKE UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!
[everyone rush downstairs]
Kevin: [YELLING] STOP DROP AND ROLL [he does so]
LMAO!!!! XD XD
[everyone is just looking at him]
azzilem10 3 years ago 8
Kevin: [YELLING] STOP DROP AND ROLL [he does so]
the best line!
xbeckiilovesjbx 3 years ago 7